Janet Jackson - Nasty

Lost Boys, O, My Ra! to Return

   I was real excited to see that Mattel made enough Lost Boys dolls to go around for $65, it's about time. The toy hacks on Ebay are already trying to sell them as preorder 🔥 for anything from $120-$269. Hope they are stuck with them. After I was stoked about my order Mattel sent me this PROUD 🌈💩🌈. Hey, I'm not proud. I tried to cancel my order. I could not. David came today. I'm going to play with him hard for that. O, My Ra! to return starring Sir Frankie Crisp, the Grady twins, Elvira, Colonel Klink and more. 

O, My Ra!

  It's probably going to be a minute. I am up to chapter 13 in DOC, (Doc Holliday), my second musical satire. I am finishing the cover portrait now. There will be a doll. He will teach shooting and cards at Monster High. TTYL...
 

Woke Scaredy Cats

   If woke ass is so creeperific why not allow comments? 🤔 Really, I want to know what Dave Chapelle would say. I Know, they killed Socrates for asking. He was such a pain in the ass. ☮

The Haunted Aquarium

  Oh, boy, it's a new year. I couldn't sleep last night and was super crabby this morning. Maybe it was the Jihadi in New Orleans, don't know. I'm sensitive like that. I was messing with Dame Darcy as usual over the Yellow Snow. I was really thankful for Isabelle Red Riding Hood, I can tell you. Anyway, I've been really into cleaning and exercising lately. Ron is ruining it with pizza, but you'll have that. Don't know why all I want to do is write. Free Great Courses this week which I love. Watched prehistoric Ireland and the southern American colonies, both were good, but I can't watch television. After finishing Fanging with Claude that was totally a happy accident, I'm supposed to be working on my Gettysburg game, dressing a Helen Kish doll as a Native American to sell, and painting What We Do in the Shadows paper dolls. All of these were put off due to Fanging with Claude. I'm so moody. The Haunted Aquarium, a childrens' book, is likely to beat them all. I've been drawing and painting birds and fish since I was a kid, I'm a natural. The Haunted Aquarium is going to be about Julius moving into Vishnu's haunted aquarium. I bet Frankie will have a part. So, Happy New Year! That's what's up. Nosferatu was my last Christmas gift from Ron. The acting is superb. Beware the Yellow Snow. Mummy wanted to name me Snow, but Daddy said I'd grow up to be a drug dealing stripper. I was stalked by an owner of a strip club in New Orleans who obviosly had syphilis in the family. No fooling me. Ron took me back to Ephrata Cloister the other night. I got a cd of American music (1586-1998): The Songs of the Turtle Dove, a turtle dove enamel pin, and a bird fraktur talking about love. No wonder the vampire LeSnot was made there. ☮, no, Really. 

Fanging with Claude

 

Fanging with Claude

   Just in time for Christmas Fanging with Claude is now available in all formats. Starting in New Orleans during The Civil War, on to Pittsburgh in the 1970s,  Fanging with Claude is the musical, satirical, memoir of a humble vampire from the bayou. See how he deals with maniacal Yankees, whores, and monkeyballers. His only joy is his constant companion, the Capuchin monkey, Claude. You will meet LeSnot DuRon, Angeline Delphine, Faery Badclaw, Atahualpa, and so many more. All the fun with the blood and gore. It is Dewey Lufac's response to a woke ass world. 

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Spare Me

Since Jimmy Paul sounds like a character straight out of Deliverance, and it is Hell Mart, maybe I won't think all lesbos are stupid. 
 

Call Me Cassandra

Hot Dionysus taking it in the can is no surprise, but I could deal with a couple less black Greeks, woke ass Netfux! Nobody ever believes me. If you want to pull this 💩 set it in Harlem. Fanging with Claude will fix this woke ass 💩. ☮

 

X

 Apparently I'm back on X. I had quit back when I SPAMMED Obama's posts but continued to recieve his commie BS. It's a new account. I'm just starting to look for my fav peeps. I had quit all psycho media, so we'll see how long this lasts. My former shitter account was uc like my fakebook. 

X formerly shitter

Svetlana Zakharova and David Hallberg. "Sleeping beauty". Act 1. The Bol...

I was excited to find free Marquee TV this week. I've read and seen most of Shakespeare's plays but found a few that have escaped me. I decided to start with Troilus and Cressida. Didn't have a big problem with a female Odysseus since boys played female roles in Shakespeare's time, but the fact that she was African not Greek or even attempting Greekness put me off. So, tried Cymbeline next. Shut that straight off with the African prince of England. Alright, then, I used to take my students to the ballet since I knew a principal dancer and worked with the director's wife, I got free tickets. I don't think I've ever seen Sleeping Beauty but love the music. Maleficent was a big man, but that's okay, she's a bad faery. It was very good. The women were beautiful, and that dancer in periwinkle with the feathered cap was hot. I'm working with Donatella again for her Yuletide Fashion collection, so decided to try King John. I was joking with a friend that I bet he was black and gay, but he's a woman. I can't hack this woke ass shit. I might go back to making paper flowers with the flaming Alton on the free Craftsy, then. Might as well. And, if that isn't woke enough for you, I've got a gripe about the Next Door app that I got suckered into, too. First post I commented on, I deleted my account. Here's why: a woman had posted that her package had been misdelivered. My response was something like this: The Pony Hexpress misdelivers and steals my packages regularly, this is why I use UPS. I was LIVID with them about five Christmases ago. They were also in on rigging the election; now we all must suffer The Kid Smeller. Right away a window popped up saying kindness matters and that my post looked suspicious. Would I care to edit or rephrase it? No, I would not and deleted that shit. Another thing, same bad fat people with big hair artist that fakebook used to push CONVID. I suspect Next Door to be fakebook infiltrating the neighborhoods. Well, I'm not letting them in my head. I think most of my neighbors are illegal. 

Ew: Merlin!

Fuck sakes, I read TRINITY, alright. 

Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison

That green and purple hair is a warning just like with the frogs. 

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand Lyrics (Peaky Blinders)

Monster High Mysteries FULL Episodes 1-8! | Monster High

So, Cleo and Frankie are gay, Twyla is retarded, really smart, and cute, and there's a black woman in charge. Did I mention the new $150 MH dolls? I Must get back to O, My Ra! We're Not Proud has been cancelled. 

O, My Ra!

We're Not Proud

Great Courses

 After my illegitimate start with The Great Courses convidian approach to The Black Death I might've quit but went on to thoroughly enjoy The Celtic World and How to Publish Your Book after stumbling through a fictitious Paleolithic and lacking Indus Valley. I'm finishing off the free week with 1066, and I'm glad for it, as once again, it's Dr. Paxton who is a whole lot of fun. Tried watching some Skill Set, but it was too woke ass and lame, at least what I saw of it. Maybe I'm wrong. That rarely happens. 

We're Not Proud 3

Trip: The Virgin Atlantic Safety Film

See why they're virgins, and there is only one baby on board. Heard they're the cheapest gig going. Would rather be trapped in the den with Shiner. Might get buggered by a frustrated bearded virgin in the bathroom. 

Rabbi Says:

Crapyersack

 I know it, I'm behind, but lame, spoilt, no talent Crapyersack still makes me HURL. Just took a Hallmark survey, so I'm on a roll. Not like it matters, but told them boycotting woke-ass pedo lovin' Disney, along with Hershey, who fired all their employees who refused the germ warfare CONVID vax, also boycotting NIKE. Told Hallmark, no more Chinese crap that breaks for looking, too, just like this LOSER. 

Crapyersack Stinks

Woodlands Dark And Days Bewitched: A History Of Folk Horror

Free AMC+ this week. Caught the first minute of Interview with the Vampire because I used to teach that. It's way too woke for me, so thought, perhaps I'd settle for old Anne Bolelyn as usual. I didn't know she was black like Louie, Claudia, and Armand. I adored TURN. What's up? Trying this, it looks good already... 

Honestly...

 As a former teacher who scored 98% above the others, not at all surprised: 

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