Chaos At Oak Grove

  Tim spent the night. When they got home I was brushing my teeth. Ron said Frankie had gotten out. It was after midnight. I was out with a flashlight, combing the neighborhood with treats, calling him. He comes when called especially for treats. I came back, and Ron was upset. I should've been a general. I'm the one you want in a crisis. I made up MISSING posters. I watch a lot of true crime. Hours later I found him, all hugs, he never left the house. He just hates Tim. Anyway, I had taken out my wooden Saint Francis that I got at Apple Fest at Joanna's Furnace, gave him a kiss, and a bouquet I'd gathered in my walk, looking under bushes for Frankie, right before he came out. So many strange things have been happening lately. We went to the buffet for breakfast. I got a free Victoria & Albert book at their Little Library. I was telling Tim about their museum's online store, and how it's fabulous for gifts. I want everything there. I was talking to the seller in Flushing that I got my Monster High Corpse Bride from, telling them I'd get all of my monsters from them. I hate toy hacks. I only spent a dollar more than The Mattel Shop. Arthur doesn't hate Tim. TTYL... ✨

 

Monster High 2

   I'm watching the second live action musical now on Amazon. I know people hate these films. I love them. I think they are adorable. The kids can sing and dance. The music is catchy. They are fangtastic fun. I heard this one was worse than the first. I loved the first one. I'm a third of the way in on 2. It's making me want Torelei. I've never had her. I sold my Gloom & Bloom Catrine. I think I'll put the Torelei with the locker on my shopping list. I got my Corpse Bride. She's even better in person. Don't drop a lot on her. She's around. Down with the toy hacks! All hail Monster High! 

Watch on Amazon

Mod Black Girls (Dana's Dreams Two Cover Art) Original for Sale + Beetlejuice...

   Get the Original on Ebay

  I found these when I went to my watercolor pad for my portrait of Doc Holliday for DOC which I have officially began, although I'm only up to chapter twenty-nine in my notes: Doc working for the Santa Fe Railroad. They are the cover art for Dana's Dreams Two. They came to me in a dream. Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog is in the works. Think I've made it to page sixty-five, although I've not been dreaming so much the past month. It might be due to my many projects or the fact that I've replaced wine with coffee. 

  I got my Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Monster Highs today. We'll see if Amazon accepts my review. They threaten me keeping it real. I have so many fond memories of the first eighties film. I saw it twice in the theater, once with my boyfriend and again with my three girlfriends. I loved the second film even if I watched it alone on Netflix. I'll watch it again. I love the dolls. I prefer Lydia's short skirt, so cute. Wish Beetlejuice was more masculine. He looks like Honey Swamp to me who I love, but she's no Beetlejuice. Anyway, what I could not say in my Amazon review without getting booted was that I hope that the toy hacks that are ruining Mattel and Monster High are livid and get stuck with the tons of dolls they've gobbled up to try to rip us all off. Planet Scam! I thanked Amazon in my review asking them please to have more exclusive Skullector Monster Highs. I got the Grady Twins there for ninety dollars. I was stuck at the Mattel site for hours waiting for Elvira to be told they sold out in minutes. Ron did backflips to get her for me for Valentine's Day. I told Amazon we want Jack and Sally, Morticia, and the Hocus Pocus witches. 

  Down with the toy hacks! ☠

O, My Ghoul!

 Totes 👍 for the new Venus! She's clawsome! $25 at Target and comes with loads of hexaccesories! If she's sold-out, wait, they'll get more. Stevie is getting scathing reviews at both Target and Wal-mart, and I've 👍 every one of them. Motherfucking hexed toy hacks obviously work for Mattel, Hell Mart, and Michael Oogie Booger's Target. How else do they have a hundred to sell? Reading how Hell Mart cancelled peoples' orders. 😠 No fucks for these hexed dull people. 

Toy Hacks

 

Decided to wax poetic concerning something we all know:

I hate toy hacks!

They've got to go. 

Mattel, made in China, 

you might play with yourself, too.

Not supporting garbage!

BOO!

Waited, on hold for Elvira,

hours and hours,

to be told she'd sold-out in minutes.

Imagine my ire. 

Jack and Sally?

Did not have to wait long

to see

they were already gone. 

Then, there was Stevie, 

I'd marked the day!

Could hardly wait 

to play. 

But, not, 

sold-out

before I even could pay

the fifty-five bucks,

but now she's selling on Ebay

for more than two good fucks. 

I HEX the toy hacks! 

You should, too. 

To Hell with them!

I'm not even a Jew.