Decided to wax poetic concerning something we all know:
I hate toy hacks!
They've got to go.
Mattel, made in China,
you might play with yourself, too.
Not supporting garbage!
BOO!
Waited, on hold for Elvira,
hours and hours,
to be told she'd sold-out in minutes.
Imagine my ire.
Jack and Sally?
Did not have to wait long
to see
they were already gone.
Then, there was Stevie,
I'd marked the day!
Could hardly wait
to play.
But, not,
sold-out
before I even could pay
the fifty-five bucks,
but now she's selling on Ebay
for more than two good fucks.
I HEX the toy hacks!
You should, too.
To Hell with them!
I'm not even a Jew.
