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Male Call!

  By the power of Greyskull I curse Mattel for giving Skeletor tits and a mini skirt! So mote it be! 

 

Hound Dog (Studio Version) - Koko Taylor

  Tried to make it through Tom Hank's Elvis. Spare me. Never mention once that he was Native American. To think they might've made a decent Koko movie. 

Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's Kraken and the ancient alien cult by Lovecraft. Honestly Lovecraft hated everybody equally just like John Lennon. Hades, but I'd settle for Romulus. He doesn't have to have balls, just no teets. 

Fakebook & Lost Girls: Revenge Blog

   Got my $14.28 payout from Fakebook selling our information. They made a killing as usual. Considering SPAMMING Mattel as well. Here's why: I reviewed the Kiefer Sutherland The Lost Boys character doll titling it David is a Boy because, like Beetlejuice, I was dismayed to see that they gave them breasts as big as Elvira's and reimagined them as girls. I'm choosing my words wisely having cracked the code against asshole intelligence with real intelligence. I'm a poet, woke will know it. I thought The Lost Girls was about the Long Island serial killer, another ogre, probably attended Monster High. Following that, looks like the Long Island cops did too. Are they still in prison? Anyway, was surprised to get a response from Erica at Mattel telling me about the childrens' "little hearts" because they sell Skullector dolls for adults, at least that's what the listings say. Kids can't afford hundred dollar dolls. Mattel asked for another review. This also bewildered me, but now I see how sneaky they are. Their motive is a blatant as their agenda. They had sicced their woke cronies vetoing my honest review. I was dumb enough to take the bait. My review was likely getting thumbs up because we all know the woke are really the 2% and paid for by the government, (New World Order). That has finally been proven like The Rig and CONVID with No Kings. No way these people are giving up their Saturdays for nothing. I edited my review saying that I boycott Hershey, (they fired all of their unvaccinated employees), that Draculaura dumped David when Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie, and that I make David look like a pussycat. I usually get emails from Mattel in my inbox, but I had to dig through promotions to find that they had unpublished my review. I didn't think that I liked Picasso, now I know why this one calls to me. Does the keyboard beat nuclear weapons? Why does Mattel hate boys? I wonder. Have a Happy Halloween! TTYL... 🦇🎃🦇

O, My Ra! Season 2, Episode 16 #nokings

Holy Spirit Farm & Monster High

  Ron took me to Holy Spirit Farm's Fall Fest. It's a rescue farm for horses, ponies, donkeys, goats, and pigs. Sugar, a fleabitten gray, for example, arrived with worms from a kill zone on Christmas day. Remy and her yearling Spirit are from the race track. I got a granny square afghan, big enough to cover my bed, like the one from the Evans cottage on Dark Shadows, along with a free purple teddy bear for a twenty dollar donation. Only my doll cradle boasts one of those that I've admired since early childhood. I also got this fangtastic warty pumpkin seen with Lotus, my Egyptian Himmie, homemade grape juice, and raw spring honey. I had a whoopie pie like I've never had before: two cookie sized Belgian waffles with chocolate chip whipped cream. Then Ron took me to DoGoods which is a fabulous tavern in Myerstown.

  A lot to be said  about Monster High. After posting my review of David, The Lost Boys doll, at The Mattel Shop, titled David is a Boy, and telling them it was terrible that they are turning boys into girls; I was surprised that they asked for another review. I saw they were siccing their woke cronies after me, so edited my review telling them that I even boycott Hershey since CONVID, (they fired all of their unpoisoned employees), and that Draculaura dumped David after Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie. I also told them that I make David look like a pussycat. 

  Speaking of reviews I beat Amazon's asshole intelligence with my reviews, I cracked the code with real intelligence. I had given nickelodeon's first season of Monster High four stars. That review was titled Beware. I said it was so cute and creative, but parents, beware, it wasn't for children. By disc four it got real woke, and Mattel's agenda was unmistakable. Can you believe that when Erica from Mattel sent me a response concerning my David review she had the balls to talk about the childrens' "little hearts"? I thought Skullector dolls were for adults. What kid do you know has a hundred dollars to drop on a doll? 

  Anyway, I've started season two, which I bought. I laughed when Frankie called Superintendent Smudgerton, Mr. Smudgypants. He has a woman's voice, but I suppose he is a mollusk, and I can assure you they fuck themselves. My black orchid Betta, Lennox, who ought to be named Nino Brown, and his Druidic themed tank, New Jack City, because he has been alone for months after murdering all of his tank mates, just got The March Hare. He is my first rabbit snail, has already had babies, (overnight), and even glides across Lennox, himself. Lennox's tank had sludge on the bottom. He even murdered the catfish. The March Hare is doing a clawsome job cleaning it up. I've never had one before, just Mystery Snails. This guy looks like an octopus. He's really cool. I hope he was worth the nine dollars. The Mystery Snails only cost a couple of dollars, but they don't live long. 

  I won't be upsetting myself with the paid for trolls vetoing my reviews. I don't give a fuck. Keeping it real. TTYL... 🦇  

Monster High & More

  A huge fan of the original Monster High cartoons, I didn't think I'd like nickelodeon's latest series. I love it when I'm wrong. So far season one has done nothing to feed Planet SCAM nor the woke ass world. It's original, and I would've gone gaga for it as a kid. I like a lot of the newer dolls too. I think Venus, Deuce, and Heath are superior to their predecessors, and even Abbey gives the original a run for her money. I've ordered Deadfast Ghoulia. I've not had her. Susie Blue Witch is a big zombie fan, so I got her for her. I did have the Skulltimate Roller Maze set in the box, but sold them. Only Ghoulia can take down Mothra who might prove to be a bigger menace that Elizafat. The scenes are already running round my head. 

O, My Ra!

  Sir Frankie Crisp is sucking up. He was trying to raid the china cupboard, so I was bouncing him on my lap, watching Monster High. He scratched me by accident with his bunny back claws. He kicks them. He feels real bad. He's not mean, neither is Arthur. Shiner could be vicious. TTYL... 🦇
 

Janet Jackson - Nasty

Starlight

   Yes, I still play flutter Starlight even though I deleted my fakebook account. Yes, I miss my moth peeps. 💕🦋💕 No, I do not miss fakebook or any other psycho media. My life is far less stressful, and I am much more creative without all the psycho 💩. Since I play on my tablet I have not been able to update. As far as I know I have collected all of the moths and flora. Yes, I miss the events, no, I do not want a phone. I just ordered a big luna moth sticker from Runaway for my sticker collection since they are having a summer sale. I do want the journal, but have three blank journals still to get to, so later with that. 🐜💮🐜

O. My Ra! Season 2, Episode 9

Lost Boys, O, My Ra! to Return

   I was real excited to see that Mattel made enough Lost Boys dolls to go around for $65, it's about time. The toy hacks on Ebay are already trying to sell them as preorder 🔥 for anything from $120-$269. Hope they are stuck with them. After I was stoked about my order Mattel sent me this PROUD 🌈💩🌈. Hey, I'm not proud. I tried to cancel my order. I could not. David came today. I'm going to play with him hard for that. O, My Ra! to return starring Sir Frankie Crisp, the Grady twins, Elvira, Colonel Klink and more. 

O, My Ra!

  It's probably going to be a minute. I am up to chapter 13 in DOC, (Doc Holliday), my second musical satire. I am finishing the cover portrait now. There will be a doll. He will teach shooting and cards at Monster High. TTYL...
 

Woke Scaredy Cats

   If woke ass is so creeperific why not allow comments? 🤔 Really, I want to know what Dave Chapelle would say. I Know, they killed Socrates for asking. He was such a pain in the ass. ☮

Sinead O`Connor - Arsenio Hall 1991

It's Sad

 

  As if life isn't hard enough on big uggo girls, now I automatically presume they're men. Gives me an excuse. 

Fanging with Claude

   Just in time for Christmas Fanging with Claude is now available in all formats. Starting in New Orleans during The Civil War, on to Pittsburgh in the 1970s,  Fanging with Claude is the musical, satirical, memoir of a humble vampire from the bayou. See how he deals with maniacal Yankees, whores, and monkeyballers. His only joy is his constant companion, the Capuchin monkey, Claude. You will meet LeSnot DuRon, Angeline Delphine, Faery Badclaw, Atahualpa, and so many more. All the fun with the blood and gore. It is Dewey Lufac's response to a woke ass world. 

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TRUMP WON AGAIN - Loza Alexander - (Official Audio)

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Elton John, Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee)

  Might be deplorable, maybe garbage, but we've done nothing to break Sir Frankie Crisp's 💖. No wonder people want to give me their cats and little native kids. I rock! Commies are only good for sucking. 

Thanks, Mike!

   Daddy used to say, "Fuck you, Mike!". No doubt we're all crushing on Scott Presler, but I do not think that Mike Lindell is getting the credit he deserves. This guy is a real American hero. No, I did not read his book, Ron did. He told me all about it. Maybe he did not work at McDonald's, (I just thought of how funny that is, McPillow), but he knows. Yes, I got My Towels for Christmas. They take forever to dry. They are real towels. My Pillow sends me scores of dreams, as anybody that knows me knows. A couple of things that most people that are TV junkies like Daddy don't know is that we can thank Mike for the unRIGGING of this election. Mike worked tirelessly for the past four years on that. The Kid Smeller might be the most honest president of all time. He told us ahead of time that they were RIGGING it, BIG. Why would they stop just when they had mastered it? During the 2020 election we received a stack of mail in ballots, six inches high. This time, in spite of Ron's request, we received none. Yes, we took Trump's advice, and voted weeks early at the courthouse. Yes, I had lost all faith in elections. We beat them at their own game. Late, both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin got truckloads of commie votes that thanks to Mike the law put the smack down on. What does Daddy know? Like my dumb white ghoulfriends he voted for Cabala Embarrass. Not blaming Daddy, he's dead. Thank You, Mike! You are right up there with Patrick Henry in my book, and we 💖 You So Much! Respect! ✨

Frankie Says

  God helps those who help Donald Trump. ✨