Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Fakebook & Lost Girls: Revenge Blog


   Got my $14.28 payout from Fakebook selling our information. They made a killing as usual. Considering SPAMMING Mattel as well. Here's why: I reviewed the Kiefer Sutherland The Lost Boys character doll titling it David is a Boy because, like Beetlejuice, I was dismayed to see that they gave them breasts as big as Elvira's and reimagined them as girls. I'm choosing my words wisely having cracked the code against asshole intelligence with real intelligence. I'm a poet, woke will know it. I thought The Lost Girls was about the Long Island serial killer, another ogre, probably attended Monster High. Following that, looks like the Long Island cops did too. Are they still in prison? Anyway, was surprised to get a response from Erica at Mattel telling me about the childrens' "little hearts" because they sell Skullector dolls for adults, at least that's what the listings say. Kids can't afford hundred dollar dolls. Mattel asked for another review. This also bewildered me, but now I see how sneaky they are. Their motive is a blatant as their agenda. They had sicced their woke cronies vetoing my honest review. I was dumb enough to take the bait. My review was likely getting thumbs up because we all know the woke are really the 2% and paid for by the government, (New World Order). That has finally been proven like The Rig and CONVID with No Kings. No way these people are giving up their Saturdays for nothing. I edited my review saying that I boycott Hershey, (they fired all of their unvaccinated employees), that Draculaura dumped David when Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie, and that I make David look like a pussycat. I usually get emails from Mattel in my inbox, but I had to dig through promotions to find that they had unpublished my review. I didn't think that I liked Picasso, now I know why this one calls to me. Does the keyboard beat nuclear weapons? Why does Mattel hate boys? I wonder. Have a Happy Halloween! TTYL... 🦇🎃🦇



Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's ...