Male Call!

  By the power of Greyskull I curse Mattel for giving Skeletor tits and a mini skirt! So mote it be! 

 

Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's Kraken and the ancient alien cult by Lovecraft. Honestly Lovecraft hated everybody equally just like John Lennon. Hades, but I'd settle for Romulus. He doesn't have to have balls, just no teets. 

Fakebook & Lost Girls: Revenge Blog

   Got my $14.28 payout from Fakebook selling our information. They made a killing as usual. Considering SPAMMING Mattel as well. Here's why: I reviewed the Kiefer Sutherland The Lost Boys character doll titling it David is a Boy because, like Beetlejuice, I was dismayed to see that they gave them breasts as big as Elvira's and reimagined them as girls. I'm choosing my words wisely having cracked the code against asshole intelligence with real intelligence. I'm a poet, woke will know it. I thought The Lost Girls was about the Long Island serial killer, another ogre, probably attended Monster High. Following that, looks like the Long Island cops did too. Are they still in prison? Anyway, was surprised to get a response from Erica at Mattel telling me about the childrens' "little hearts" because they sell Skullector dolls for adults, at least that's what the listings say. Kids can't afford hundred dollar dolls. Mattel asked for another review. This also bewildered me, but now I see how sneaky they are. Their motive is a blatant as their agenda. They had sicced their woke cronies vetoing my honest review. I was dumb enough to take the bait. My review was likely getting thumbs up because we all know the woke are really the 2% and paid for by the government, (New World Order). That has finally been proven like The Rig and CONVID with No Kings. No way these people are giving up their Saturdays for nothing. I edited my review saying that I boycott Hershey, (they fired all of their unvaccinated employees), that Draculaura dumped David when Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie, and that I make David look like a pussycat. I usually get emails from Mattel in my inbox, but I had to dig through promotions to find that they had unpublished my review. I didn't think that I liked Picasso, now I know why this one calls to me. Does the keyboard beat nuclear weapons? Why does Mattel hate boys? I wonder. Have a Happy Halloween! TTYL... 🦇🎃🦇

$160 Halloween Barbie?

 Time for Barbie to be made in America or replaced. 😡

Fatty Noir

   It's going to take a Black Panther to take out Elizafat, and I got one. I sold Catrine, my only werecat. Hunter James Bond Biden drowned her. Monster High 2 had me wanting Torelei, but I like Fatty better. I love her gloves and hands. She's clawsome. I ordered the new Day of the Dead Skelita too which gives me three, but I'm keeping the Howliday ones in the box. I want the bootique hotel too, soon. Stay tuned for the finale of O, My Ra...

O, My Ra!

Monster High Doll, Skelita Calaveras Día de Muertos

   A favorite monster, (you can never be too rich or too thin), I have two Skelita dolls. I play with one, and the other is in the box, mounted on the wall. I also have the Rainbow High Day of the Dead doll because she is clawsome. Still, I find myself wanting this new Aztec one. Her face is so beautiful. It would be hard for autumn to beat this past summer. It has been a good year. ☠

Chaos At Oak Grove

  Tim spent the night. When they got home I was brushing my teeth. Ron said Frankie had gotten out. It was after midnight. I was out with a flashlight, combing the neighborhood with treats, calling him. He comes when called especially for treats. I came back, and Ron was upset. I should've been a general. I'm the one you want in a crisis. I made up MISSING posters. I watch a lot of true crime. Hours later I found him, all hugs, he never left the house. He just hates Tim. Anyway, I had taken out my wooden Saint Francis that I got at Apple Fest at Joanna's Furnace, gave him a kiss, and a bouquet I'd gathered in my walk, looking under bushes for Frankie, right before he came out. So many strange things have been happening lately. We went to the buffet for breakfast. I got a free Victoria & Albert book at their Little Library. I was telling Tim about their museum's online store, and how it's fabulous for gifts. I want everything there. I was talking to the seller in Flushing that I got my Monster High Corpse Bride from, telling them I'd get all of my monsters from them. I hate toy hacks. I only spent a dollar more than The Mattel Shop. Arthur doesn't hate Tim. TTYL... ✨

 

Over the Moon

  Absolutely over the moon with my new Himstedt, Tilly, from 2003. I know, I said my third 2005, the Egyptian, was my last, but I'm back to a proper coven of Himmies and want the Nepalese boy now too. Himstedts are never a disappointment. They had some late Summer and Winter Kinder at The Doll Outlet, so I got to see them in person. I thought they'd be bigger like the Atlanteans. Tilly is perfect, not too big or small. I got her NRFB thanks to getting outbid on another and selling a Cissy, aka Doll Magic. *Thank You, Grandma, Aunt Tilly, and Mummy!* I've sold seventeen dolls in the last ninety days, all sorts, and bought five, so I'm getting better. I usually sell one and buy two. Two are big Himstedts though. The Corpse Bride is on the way. I only spent a dollar more than The Mattel Shop because she is coming to Amazon in September like Beetlejuice and Elvira. Hope the toy hacks lose their shirts. Frankie says forget Tilly, he loves the box. Stay tuned, I'm having my coffee but just got some adorable shots of Arthur. He is so sweet. TTYL... 

Buy My Dolls on Ebay

 

Frankie Says

  

I can't wait for high school. ✨

Lost Boys, O, My Ra! to Return

   I was real excited to see that Mattel made enough Lost Boys dolls to go around for $65, it's about time. The toy hacks on Ebay are already trying to sell them as preorder 🔥 for anything from $120-$269. Hope they are stuck with them. After I was stoked about my order Mattel sent me this PROUD 🌈💩🌈. Hey, I'm not proud. I tried to cancel my order. I could not. David came today. I'm going to play with him hard for that. O, My Ra! to return starring Sir Frankie Crisp, the Grady twins, Elvira, Colonel Klink and more. 

O, My Ra!

  It's probably going to be a minute. I am up to chapter 13 in DOC, (Doc Holliday), my second musical satire. I am finishing the cover portrait now. There will be a doll. He will teach shooting and cards at Monster High. TTYL...
 

Mod Black Girls (Dana's Dreams Two Cover Art) Original for Sale + Beetlejuice...

   Get the Original on Ebay

  I found these when I went to my watercolor pad for my portrait of Doc Holliday for DOC which I have officially began, although I'm only up to chapter twenty-nine in my notes: Doc working for the Santa Fe Railroad. They are the cover art for Dana's Dreams Two. They came to me in a dream. Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog is in the works. Think I've made it to page sixty-five, although I've not been dreaming so much the past month. It might be due to my many projects or the fact that I've replaced wine with coffee. 

  I got my Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Monster Highs today. We'll see if Amazon accepts my review. They threaten me keeping it real. I have so many fond memories of the first eighties film. I saw it twice in the theater, once with my boyfriend and again with my three girlfriends. I loved the second film even if I watched it alone on Netflix. I'll watch it again. I love the dolls. I prefer Lydia's short skirt, so cute. Wish Beetlejuice was more masculine. He looks like Honey Swamp to me who I love, but she's no Beetlejuice. Anyway, what I could not say in my Amazon review without getting booted was that I hope that the toy hacks that are ruining Mattel and Monster High are livid and get stuck with the tons of dolls they've gobbled up to try to rip us all off. Planet Scam! I thanked Amazon in my review asking them please to have more exclusive Skullector Monster Highs. I got the Grady Twins there for ninety dollars. I was stuck at the Mattel site for hours waiting for Elvira to be told they sold out in minutes. Ron did backflips to get her for me for Valentine's Day. I told Amazon we want Jack and Sally, Morticia, and the Hocus Pocus witches. 

  Down with the toy hacks! ☠

Lenore Loomington

 I'd wanted her, and I've ordered her. At least Mattel made enough of her. They really pissed me off with Elvira, Jack and Sally, and Stevie. I nearly stopped buying from them altogether. I was lucky to have recieved Elvira as a gift, but no way I'm buying the others off of the cursed toy hacks. 

Toy Hacks

 

Decided to wax poetic concerning something we all know:

I hate toy hacks!

They've got to go. 

Mattel, made in China, 

you might play with yourself, too.

Not supporting garbage!

BOO!

Waited, on hold for Elvira,

hours and hours,

to be told she'd sold-out in minutes.

Imagine my ire. 

Jack and Sally?

Did not have to wait long

to see

they were already gone. 

Then, there was Stevie, 

I'd marked the day!

Could hardly wait 

to play. 

But, not, 

sold-out

before I even could pay

the fifty-five bucks,

but now she's selling on Ebay

for more than two good fucks. 

I HEX the toy hacks! 

You should, too. 

To Hell with them!

I'm not even a Jew.