Showing posts with label Venus McFlytrap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venus McFlytrap. Show all posts

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Princessology

I've gotten the go-ahead from Colonel Klink for a new course at Monster High, Princessology, taught by Princesses Diana Prince and Leia Orgasma. Lizzie is so hexcited. New staff: Mistress Dark teaches Poison and Spell Craft. New students: Ana Nubis, Fatra, Aphrodite McFlytrap, Heath Burns, Sketi Yeti, and Betta Blue... Stay tuned: O, My Ra!
 

Monday, February 5, 2024

O, My Ghoul!


 Totes 👍 for the new Venus! She's clawsome! $25 at Target and comes with loads of hexaccesories! If she's sold-out, wait, they'll get more. Stevie is getting scathing reviews at both Target and Wal-mart, and I've 👍 every one of them. Motherfucking hexed toy hacks obviously work for Mattel, Hell Mart, and Michael Oogie Booger's Target. How else do they have a hundred to sell? Reading how Hell Mart cancelled peoples' orders. 😠 No fucks for these hexed dull people. 

From The Black Death

   "usury and all commercial ventures were suspect because they assumed control over the future, a mortgage of time which was reserved...