Showing posts with label Venus McFlytrap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venus McFlytrap. Show all posts

Monday, September 29, 2025

Monster High & More

  A huge fan of the original Monster High cartoons, I didn't think I'd like nickelodeon's latest series. I love it when I'm wrong. So far season one has done nothing to feed Planet SCAM nor the woke ass world. It's original, and I would've gone gaga for it as a kid. I like a lot of the newer dolls too. I think Venus, Deuce, and Heath are superior to their predecessors, and even Abbey gives the original a run for her money. I've ordered Deadfast Ghoulia. I've not had her. Susie Blue Witch is a big zombie fan, so I got her for her. I did have the Skulltimate Roller Maze set in the box, but sold them. Only Ghoulia can take down Mothra who might prove to be a bigger menace that Elizafat. The scenes are already running round my head. 

O, My Ra!

  Sir Frankie Crisp is sucking up. He was trying to raid the china cupboard, so I was bouncing him on my lap, watching Monster High. He scratched me by accident with his bunny back claws. He kicks them. He feels real bad. He's not mean, neither is Arthur. Shiner could be vicious. TTYL... 🦇
 


Thursday, March 14, 2024

Princessology

I've gotten the go-ahead from Colonel Klink for a new course at Monster High, Princessology, taught by Princesses Diana Prince and Leia Orgasma. Lizzie is so hexcited. New staff: Mistress Dark teaches Poison and Spell Craft. New students: Ana Nubis, Fatra, Aphrodite McFlytrap, Heath Burns, Sketi Yeti, and Betta Blue... Stay tuned: O, My Ra!
 

Monday, February 5, 2024

O, My Ghoul!


 Totes 👍 for the new Venus! She's clawsome! $25 at Target and comes with loads of hexaccesories! If she's sold-out, wait, they'll get more. Stevie is getting scathing reviews at both Target and Wal-mart, and I've 👍 every one of them. Motherfucking hexed toy hacks obviously work for Mattel, Hell Mart, and Michael Oogie Booger's Target. How else do they have a hundred to sell? Reading how Hell Mart cancelled peoples' orders. 😠 No fucks for these hexed dull people. 

Avalon