Fakebook & Lost Girls: Revenge Blog

   Got my $14.28 payout from Fakebook selling our information. They made a killing as usual. Considering SPAMMING Mattel as well. Here's why: I reviewed the Kiefer Sutherland The Lost Boys character doll titling it David is a Boy because, like Beetlejuice, I was dismayed to see that they gave them breasts as big as Elvira's and reimagined them as girls. I'm choosing my words wisely having cracked the code against asshole intelligence with real intelligence. I'm a poet, woke will know it. I thought The Lost Girls was about the Long Island serial killer, another ogre, probably attended Monster High. Following that, looks like the Long Island cops did too. Are they still in prison? Anyway, was surprised to get a response from Erica at Mattel telling me about the childrens' "little hearts" because they sell Skullector dolls for adults, at least that's what the listings say. Kids can't afford hundred dollar dolls. Mattel asked for another review. This also bewildered me, but now I see how sneaky they are. Their motive is a blatant as their agenda. They had sicced their woke cronies vetoing my honest review. I was dumb enough to take the bait. My review was likely getting thumbs up because we all know the woke are really the 2% and paid for by the government, (New World Order). That has finally been proven like The Rig and CONVID with No Kings. No way these people are giving up their Saturdays for nothing. I edited my review saying that I boycott Hershey, (they fired all of their unvaccinated employees), that Draculaura dumped David when Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie, and that I make David look like a pussycat. I usually get emails from Mattel in my inbox, but I had to dig through promotions to find that they had unpublished my review. I didn't think that I liked Picasso, now I know why this one calls to me. Does the keyboard beat nuclear weapons? Why does Mattel hate boys? I wonder. Have a Happy Halloween! TTYL... 🦇🎃🦇

Holy Spirit Farm & Monster High

  Ron took me to Holy Spirit Farm's Fall Fest. It's a rescue farm for horses, ponies, donkeys, goats, and pigs. Sugar, a fleabitten gray, for example, arrived with worms from a kill zone on Christmas day. Remy and her yearling Spirit are from the race track. I got a granny square afghan, big enough to cover my bed, like the one from the Evans cottage on Dark Shadows, along with a free purple teddy bear for a twenty dollar donation. Only my doll cradle boasts one of those that I've admired since early childhood. I also got this fangtastic warty pumpkin seen with Lotus, my Egyptian Himmie, homemade grape juice, and raw spring honey. I had a whoopie pie like I've never had before: two cookie sized Belgian waffles with chocolate chip whipped cream. Then Ron took me to DoGoods which is a fabulous tavern in Myerstown.

  A lot to be said  about Monster High. After posting my review of David, The Lost Boys doll, at The Mattel Shop, titled David is a Boy, and telling them it was terrible that they are turning boys into girls; I was surprised that they asked for another review. I saw they were siccing their woke cronies after me, so edited my review telling them that I even boycott Hershey since CONVID, (they fired all of their unpoisoned employees), and that Draculaura dumped David after Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie. I also told them that I make David look like a pussycat. 

  Speaking of reviews I beat Amazon's asshole intelligence with my reviews, I cracked the code with real intelligence. I had given nickelodeon's first season of Monster High four stars. That review was titled Beware. I said it was so cute and creative, but parents, beware, it wasn't for children. By disc four it got real woke, and Mattel's agenda was unmistakable. Can you believe that when Erica from Mattel sent me a response concerning my David review she had the balls to talk about the childrens' "little hearts"? I thought Skullector dolls were for adults. What kid do you know has a hundred dollars to drop on a doll? 

  Anyway, I've started season two, which I bought. I laughed when Frankie called Superintendent Smudgerton, Mr. Smudgypants. He has a woman's voice, but I suppose he is a mollusk, and I can assure you they fuck themselves. My black orchid Betta, Lennox, who ought to be named Nino Brown, and his Druidic themed tank, New Jack City, because he has been alone for months after murdering all of his tank mates, just got The March Hare. He is my first rabbit snail, has already had babies, (overnight), and even glides across Lennox, himself. Lennox's tank had sludge on the bottom. He even murdered the catfish. The March Hare is doing a clawsome job cleaning it up. I've never had one before, just Mystery Snails. This guy looks like an octopus. He's really cool. I hope he was worth the nine dollars. The Mystery Snails only cost a couple of dollars, but they don't live long. 

  I won't be upsetting myself with the paid for trolls vetoing my reviews. I don't give a fuck. Keeping it real. TTYL... 🦇  

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O. My Ra! Season 2, Episode 9

The Lost Boys - Soundtrack - Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys...

Stuck in my head for a week. 

Lost Boys, O, My Ra! to Return

   I was real excited to see that Mattel made enough Lost Boys dolls to go around for $65, it's about time. The toy hacks on Ebay are already trying to sell them as preorder 🔥 for anything from $120-$269. Hope they are stuck with them. After I was stoked about my order Mattel sent me this PROUD 🌈💩🌈. Hey, I'm not proud. I tried to cancel my order. I could not. David came today. I'm going to play with him hard for that. O, My Ra! to return starring Sir Frankie Crisp, the Grady twins, Elvira, Colonel Klink and more. 

O, My Ra!

  It's probably going to be a minute. I am up to chapter 13 in DOC, (Doc Holliday), my second musical satire. I am finishing the cover portrait now. There will be a doll. He will teach shooting and cards at Monster High. TTYL...