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Toy Hacks

 

Decided to wax poetic concerning something we all know:

I hate toy hacks!

They've got to go. 

Mattel, made in China, 

you might play with yourself, too.

Not supporting garbage!

BOO!

Waited, on hold for Elvira,

hours and hours,

to be told she'd sold-out in minutes.

Imagine my ire. 

Jack and Sally?

Did not have to wait long

to see

they were already gone. 

Then, there was Stevie, 

I'd marked the day!

Could hardly wait 

to play. 

But, not, 

sold-out

before I even could pay

the fifty-five bucks,

but now she's selling on Ebay

for more than two good fucks. 

I HEX the toy hacks! 

You should, too. 

To Hell with them!

I'm not even a Jew. 

Dreams 6/7

 Haven't been remembering my dreams this week, figure it's due to excessive stimulation, but I had a couple of lavish ones last night, so I'll do my best. First, I was here, in this house with Ron and Tim. I was surprised to find my octagon fish tank that I'd had since school, complete with an old long lost red Betta, but there was more, a lot more. Seems the house was full of aquariums. In my bathroom there was a salt water one complete with a big flirty puffer fish and a rather fat blue spotted fish with a white belly. I asked Ron about them, and he behaved as if they were always here. There was a tank full of guppies, Neon Tetras, and Zebra Danio. I was thinking about transferring a few of those into my half moon tank. 

Next, I had a long Edwardian dream. I don't remember a lot of the characters, but there was a woman with dark hair who reminded me of an old school friend, Maria. There was also a mustached man in a tan corduroy suit, and an old teacher of mine. Somebody was putting a decal from a ship onto a plane. It was bubbly at first, but smoothed out. There were green rolling hills and pastures. At the end of the dream I told my teacher that money did not matter, it was the quality of the time put in. 

There was more to both of these dreams, but we have free STARZ this week, and I watched The Serpent Queen, 22 Jump St, The Skeleton Key, Polish Wedding, and am suffering The Wicker Tree just now, so I think the interference has made me forgetful.