Crystal Cave

  I was in such a sad state when I left for work this morning. The gathering gloom was gone by the time that I reached the inn. I had to cover miniature golf and had a wonderful time with the kids, reading Poldark, and chatting with Mike about the ghosts. I was finally able to snap some pictures of my favorite spots too. The mini golf shed smells like camp. 

 

My First Steiff

  Inspired by Honey and Spice and Everything Nice, Central Penn Doll Club's May Day luncheon, based upon a dream, I've scored my first Steiff. I've wanted one all of my life. I prefer Andre to the door prizes that I didn't win, and I didn't spend an arm and leg on him. He growls, it's adorable. I have a Merrythought mohair growler, Popcorn, but she's quiet. Andre is alpaca and very soft. I will be attending Letitia Penn Doll Club's show in Dublin soon and am looking forward to that. If I ever get a new car I will join that club, but in the meantime, I must check out Lancaster's Red Rose Club which is a lot closer. 
 

The Collins Port Inn Season Six Finale

Too White

Not the Only Game in Town

 

  Since Amazon's asshole intelligence is dumb enough to take on the real thing I've found lots of alternatives for self-publishing. Check-it-out:

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Shiner's Obelisk

 

Planet SCAM

 

  Verifying your identity on Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing is impossible. I will self-publish elsewhere and hex them like Hershey and Mattel with babies in the wolves' den and fentanyl Barbies. 😠 I'm irate. They might bugger themselves with their asshole intelligence for all I care. I'm the Real deal. 🤮