O, My Ra! Season 3:3

 

O, My Ra! Season 3:2

 

Arthur's Big Day

  I was lucky to get to spend the day celebrating Arthur. He deserves it. We started with a rose water groom before driving out to Crystal Cave. It was the perfect day, beautiful and temperate. Arthur sure loves Kenzie. He pranced the entire nature trail like a proper gentleman. I don't remember walking it in summer before. We shared a cotton candy ice cream from the inn, even the ice cream parlor was closed. Afterwards we went to Petco where I have been wanting to get him the stack of jack o'lanterns. Frankie already got his purple haunted house bed, but Arthur insisted that we pick up some things for his big brother, catnip Greenies and a couple of trick -or-treat mice, Jack and Spook. The commemorative back-to-school shirt was three dollars. Most of Arthur's cute wardrobe has been scored like that. He does love to eat paper, and Ron says he looks like his old professor from grad school. I think we are going miniature golfing tonight, but you know O, My Ra! has been running through my head like a scarab... 

 

Ghost Stories & Poetry

  Selected Poems has more watercolors and The Apple Orchard, (Robert Townsend, American Revolution). Ghost Stories has a new chapter, Crystal Cave. The Barnes & Noble editions are so much swankier than Amazon's. They are both small glossy covered hardbacks, and the pages are fine. I'm so impressed, I can't wait for Christmas, (Dana's Dolls and Fanging with Claude). I had to change the cover of Fanging with Claude to Crystal Cave's Totem Pole because she is breathtaking and my favorite speleothem. I have a couple of days off and am going to try to set-up O, My Ra! The stupid intendant and Cousin Pasty, (Jeff Goldblum's Wizard of Oz and Universal's Monster High Mummy), so want to play. Arthur is at my feet and has been promised Crystal Cave's nature trail that I haven't walked since with Ron in April, but I first walked it with my brother years ago. Good Times... TTYL... ✨

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Crystalline Abundance

 

O, My Ra! Returns

 

Male Call!

  By the power of Greyskull I curse Mattel for giving Skeletor tits and a mini skirt! So mote it be! 

 

Dreams 2/4

 2/4

  My first dream took place in my last bedroom back in Clover Crest. A friend of mine was asking about a Monster High doll. I told him that her name was Blondina Blonde. I had a small color brochure in my right hand desk drawer that featured her. Neither of us had the doll. 

  The second dream was wild and crazy, caused by Arthur and Frankie beating on my door. I got up, opened the door, and two dolls, one bigger than the Governess, a chinahead doll of mine, were running at me. The Governess got down on all fours and ran to my door like a cat. It was so realistic that I woke up astounded. What a riot. 

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Dana's Dreams

Dana's Dreams Two

Revenge of the Dream Hog

Meanwhile Back in the Doll Room

A Doll Mess & More (Monster High, Bettas, & Snow)

New Year Sale

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Scarah Screams & Fu Man Chu

Dreams: 12/15

 

  12/15

  So many dreams to report from the snow, luckily Arthur woke me up after five for the first. It took place at Monster High. It was very modern and loaded with mean girls. There were three Bigfoot girls who were named something to the order of Marisol Poxi. They were each very different, but all tremendously huge. They were well over seven feet tall and very strong and muscular. The main character was a lavender color with short platinum blonde hair. She wore a mini skirt. Raven Queen from Ever After High was there too, saying that she wasn’t evil. Supposedly there was a contest, who was the most evil? The Bigfoot girls all wanted in on that one. Skinny Smalls had black licorice laces for legs and needed a walker. She was also pale purple with a platinum bob. The main blonde Bigfoot escaped to a club with a manster. I am not sure what he was, maybe green, but he was skinny and dwarfed by the Bigfoot. She said that he must like the smell of beer because the Bigfoots reeked of it. He did. 

  Next I was having lunch in a dimly lit rather nice tavern with Beth from the Letitia Penn Doll Club. We had a toddler girl with us. It was a good time.

  Then I was back in Mummy’s kitchen, sitting at the table with Amber Pavuchak from high school. I asked her if she remembered meeting me in fifth grade through Sharon Petrozza. She didn’t. We were in band. Sharon and I played flute, and Sharon called Amber her best friend. Amber played drums and bells. She pointed her sticks at us. Then I asked her if she remembered getting babysat by my Aunt Janet; she did. Aunt Janet, and everybody else for that matter, preferred Anne and thought that Amber was a brat. I told Amber that it must be hard having such a wonderful sister.

Dana's Dreams

Dana's Dreams Two

Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog

Day of the Dead Update

  So much for Frankie versus Mothra. I'm working on it, but I give up for now. I cannot upload any of the Halloween videos from my tablet to my new laptop. I hooked the old one back up, but that's not working either. That might have something to do with Frankie eating through my tablet cord. It's all taped up. I tried emailing the videos and the pictures to myself and others. I've done that all along. Suddenly those emails are void. Sorry. Anyway, Happy Day of the Dead! The doll show is tomorrow. I'll TTYL... 💮☠💮

 

Monster High Season Two

   Whatever I said, nickelodeon's Monster High season two is hilarious. Ghoulia's anxiety is no doubt a Jewess. I'm up to Fatty Noir. She's even fatter than the doll. 

  The leaves are filling up the backyard, and the boys and I will be carving our pumpkin tonight or tomorrow. I grew fifty gourds, but only one silly green goblin pumpkin who is rotting on the vine, so I left him for next year. I have no luck planting seeds. The mother must fertilize and warm them. That's why the farmers leave so many pumpkins to rot in the fields. Stay tuned for Frankie versus Mothra and have a Happy Halloween! 🦇🎃🦇

Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's Kraken and the ancient alien cult by Lovecraft. Honestly Lovecraft hated everybody equally just like John Lennon. Hades, but I'd settle for Romulus. He doesn't have to have balls, just no teets. 

O, My Ra! Season 2, Episode 16 #nokings

Holy Spirit Farm & Monster High

  Ron took me to Holy Spirit Farm's Fall Fest. It's a rescue farm for horses, ponies, donkeys, goats, and pigs. Sugar, a fleabitten gray, for example, arrived with worms from a kill zone on Christmas day. Remy and her yearling Spirit are from the race track. I got a granny square afghan, big enough to cover my bed, like the one from the Evans cottage on Dark Shadows, along with a free purple teddy bear for a twenty dollar donation. Only my doll cradle boasts one of those that I've admired since early childhood. I also got this fangtastic warty pumpkin seen with Lotus, my Egyptian Himmie, homemade grape juice, and raw spring honey. I had a whoopie pie like I've never had before: two cookie sized Belgian waffles with chocolate chip whipped cream. Then Ron took me to DoGoods which is a fabulous tavern in Myerstown.

  A lot to be said  about Monster High. After posting my review of David, The Lost Boys doll, at The Mattel Shop, titled David is a Boy, and telling them it was terrible that they are turning boys into girls; I was surprised that they asked for another review. I saw they were siccing their woke cronies after me, so edited my review telling them that I even boycott Hershey since CONVID, (they fired all of their unpoisoned employees), and that Draculaura dumped David after Clawdeen revealed he was a trannie. I also told them that I make David look like a pussycat. 

  Speaking of reviews I beat Amazon's asshole intelligence with my reviews, I cracked the code with real intelligence. I had given nickelodeon's first season of Monster High four stars. That review was titled Beware. I said it was so cute and creative, but parents, beware, it wasn't for children. By disc four it got real woke, and Mattel's agenda was unmistakable. Can you believe that when Erica from Mattel sent me a response concerning my David review she had the balls to talk about the childrens' "little hearts"? I thought Skullector dolls were for adults. What kid do you know has a hundred dollars to drop on a doll? 

  Anyway, I've started season two, which I bought. I laughed when Frankie called Superintendent Smudgerton, Mr. Smudgypants. He has a woman's voice, but I suppose he is a mollusk, and I can assure you they fuck themselves. My black orchid Betta, Lennox, who ought to be named Nino Brown, and his Druidic themed tank, New Jack City, because he has been alone for months after murdering all of his tank mates, just got The March Hare. He is my first rabbit snail, has already had babies, (overnight), and even glides across Lennox, himself. Lennox's tank had sludge on the bottom. He even murdered the catfish. The March Hare is doing a clawsome job cleaning it up. I've never had one before, just Mystery Snails. This guy looks like an octopus. He's really cool. I hope he was worth the nine dollars. The Mystery Snails only cost a couple of dollars, but they don't live long. 

  I won't be upsetting myself with the paid for trolls vetoing my reviews. I don't give a fuck. Keeping it real. TTYL... 🦇  

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