Showing posts with label The Kid Smeller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Kid Smeller. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 8, 2025

I Thought They Just Murdered Ashli


   My God, I thought that Shit Schumer's hit man, Michael Byrd, only murdered the veteran, Ashli Babbitt, (say HER name). I might've known better. Looks like the political port-o-pigs killed another innocent woman. 😠

Rosanne Boyland

  How many more? Not to mention all of the innocents in the oubliette. 


Friday, November 8, 2024

Celebrate


   No better way to celebrate the world's big win than at your favorite Hexican joint in a new dress. The clowns and morons might drown in their own stupid tears for all I care! Gloat, Gloat, Gloat! 🤣🤣🤣

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Elton John, Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee)


  Might be deplorable, maybe garbage, but we've done nothing to break Sir Frankie Crisp's 💖. No wonder people want to give me their cats and little native kids. I rock! Commies are only good for sucking. 

Thanks, Mike!


   Daddy used to say, "Fuck you, Mike!". No doubt we're all crushing on Scott Presler, but I do not think that Mike Lindell is getting the credit he deserves. This guy is a real American hero. No, I did not read his book, Ron did. He told me all about it. Maybe he did not work at McDonald's, (I just thought of how funny that is, McPillow), but he knows. Yes, I got My Towels for Christmas. They take forever to dry. They are real towels. My Pillow sends me scores of dreams, as anybody that knows me knows. A couple of things that most people that are TV junkies like Daddy don't know is that we can thank Mike for the unRIGGING of this election. Mike worked tirelessly for the past four years on that. The Kid Smeller might be the most honest president of all time. He told us ahead of time that they were RIGGING it, BIG. Why would they stop just when they had mastered it? During the 2020 election we received a stack of mail in ballots, six inches high. This time, in spite of Ron's request, we received none. Yes, we took Trump's advice, and voted weeks early at the courthouse. Yes, I had lost all faith in elections. We beat them at their own game. Late, both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin got truckloads of commie votes that thanks to Mike the law put the smack down on. What does Daddy know? Like my dumb white ghoulfriends he voted for Cabala Embarrass. Not blaming Daddy, he's dead. Thank You, Mike! You are right up there with Patrick Henry in my book, and we 💖 You So Much! Respect! ✨

Thursday, October 10, 2024

O, My Ghoul!


   O, my ghoul, I thought she was just a commie hyena ho who sucked old political cock, let pedophiles off the hook, and was Oogie Booger's buddy to get where she is. I didn't realize she was a complete moron. I had eighth grade students that could speak better than this. Even the special ed kids were better. It's not funny. 

See the Moron for Yourself

  Holy shitter, I think the commies have already deleted the video. I shouldn't be surprised. I hate shitter and all psycho media. I had quit shitter back when Oogie Booger was president. I continued to recieve his commie 💩 even after SPAMMING him. Then, after Elon Musk took over I magically, (that goes out to Dame Darcy ✨), started getting emails from X. I started to use it, only to get suspended. Now, they won't let me delete my account, says it's because I'm suspended. In other words, still 💩. 

Read the Full Article, Then!

  As my great grade school girlfriend put it, "we're fucked". 

  PS: The Kid Smeller Knows what a Moronic Liar She Is

  O, & What a Ho

  Dude, she's a little long in the tooth to suck her way out of this 💩. 

  Sho' nuf' tain't no Roller Girl.

Monday, October 7, 2024

I Like Bats


Free on tubi if you can put up with the mudslide of Cabala Embarrass's LIES. 🦇🤮🦇

Sweet little film like VIY: Shiner and I are fanging out in the den. We had free Scream Box and Cult Flix this week. The Velvet Vampire and Vampire Ecstasy were recommended. They should've been called It Sucks and Lesbo Titty Dance. These two made up for them, unlike Cabala, no joke. Scream Box does not have ads, so we've recovered from the Cabala 🤮. Why isn't the fake news blaming The Kid Smeller and her for Helene like when W. stirred up Katrina? Huh? 🤔 Oh, they're demonrats, that's right. Ask Killary, they get away with murder. 🦇

Thursday, August 22, 2024

The Whimpering Twenties

Dear Zelda, 

We can't afford champagne now.

The Kid Smeller gives us free Fentanyl.

The Biltmore is office space. 

New York City is a disgrace. 

This side ain't paradise, my dear. 

It's phony and queer. 

No smoking, they vape. 

I have to escape. 

Cabala Embarrass got here sucking cock. 

We thought Tom was just a dumb jock. 

I miss the parties, these people wear masks.  

CONVID, don't ask. 

It's no masquerade, this Planet Scam.                                      

Glad I'm dead.  

Really, I am.         


Monday, March 18, 2024

X


 Apparently I'm back on X. I had quit back when I SPAMMED Obama's posts but continued to recieve his commie BS. It's a new account. I'm just starting to look for my fav peeps. I had quit all psycho media, so we'll see how long this lasts. My former shitter account was uc like my fakebook. 

X formerly shitter

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Four Billion


I'm four billion years old. 
Sucker, that's true. 
I'm four billion years old, 
not scared of you. 
Crawled out of the muck, fucker, 
fresh from the stew, 
I'm four billion years old, 
geezer, not as old as you. 
Won't listen to your dumb shit, 
never cared, never will. 
Got a raptor's heart, loser, 
won't be still. 
I'm four billion years old,
motherfuckers, 
you don't bother me. 
I'm four billion years old, 
now you see. 

From The Black Death

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