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 Got my copy of Captivating Tarot today. They far exceed my expectatations and are printed in America. Look around, everything, including US Games, are printed in China. As a teacher and simpleton I developed these cards seventeen years ago so anybody might be able to read them. Aunt Fawnie taught me to read playing cards when I was nine. We saw my cousin, who she had raised, was going to jail. Same cousin, who I still adore, stopped talking to me years later for not reading his cards which I knew would be bad. The Banshee cried when he died. I don't care if Mummy always said I was full of myself. I've got umpteen Tarot decks, and these are my favorite. Be sure to pick up instructions and symbolism at a  discount if you are a novice. 

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My Aunt taught me to read cards. I always keep the original intention of playing cards in mind when dealing with the Tarot, seeing them as a kind of spiritual solitaire. I am not at all certain of what kind of force is behind the cards; I just know that they are accurate and true. I have learned to trust the cards as I have come to trust my own intuition. Perhaps that is the power of the cards; I believe they are born of the subconscious and the Jungian notion of the collective unconscious of the world.

I have always read all of the cards, shuffling like a gambler and cutting the deck three times while formulating my curiosities in mind. I tap on the top card three times before laying out the spread.

Keep in mind while dealing with the Tarot that the cards reveal the big picture; that is to say, that you may think something is very important at the time that does not even register with the cards, as they are attempting to reveal something far more critical to you. Most of our human issues are pretty petty in the light of the world, God, life, and death.

I can tell at first glance if the spread is accurate or not. The cards will be rendered inaccurate if you attempt to do several readings for different people, one after the other. Perhaps the reader’s energy is sapped, I believe, or perhaps confusion takes over.

I have color coded this deck. The Major Arcana, being the most powerful cards, have a black background, enveloping everything, reminiscent of the womb, the cave.

The cards are also elemental. Swords/Spades have a red background representing violence, destruction, hatred, war fare, the power of air, the atmosphere, metal, forged by man, the mind and blood of man. Blue, gray, the colors of air, also prevail throughout the suit, as are black and gold, the tangible colors of man. Generally speaking, Swords usually represent people of a militant nature. They usually have dark hair, light skin and eyes, the wintry sort. But, remember, with the Tarot, the physical as well as spiritual nature of the person is represented.

You may think the person to be of one suit, while the cards will deem them otherwise. You must wait and see what the cards say about the person. When doing a reading, the person’s court significator will reveal itself. They may even be represented as a card from the Major Arcana. Their significator may change over the course of time.

That being said, the Wands/Clubs, have a green background, representing the creative force of nature, the power of fire, and wood. It is not a fire of destruction, but the creative, metaphysical fire of passion, magic, and ambition. Wands are doers. While Swords represent the air signs of the zodiac, Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra, the thinkers, and talkers, Wands represent the fire signs, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, people of a more childish, physical nature, artists, writers, teachers…The active colors of fire, gold and orange, are also spread throughout the suit. Wands usually have brown or auburn hair and light skin and eyes.

Cups/Hearts are represented with a blue background, the element of water, the realm of dreams. They are from the deep, the merpeople, and are often misunderstood, for their world is not the tangible world of man, but the watery depths of the heart. The golden color of the chalice is also dominate throughout the suite; however, unlike Pentacles, not the gold of man, but the golden lined clouds of dreams, captured eternally in the depths of the chalice. Cups are the dreamers, deep water signs, Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio. They are visionaries. Usually they are fair haired and lovely. Addiction is the ill fated quality of the Cups.

Pentacles/Diamonds have a golden background, representing the earth element, the power of gold, money, and man. They are the earth signs of Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. They represent the power of wealth, family, real estate, the land, and worldly things. Like the Earth, they are slow, but steadfast. They are the best with practical matters and live in the real world with feet rooted to the ground. They are usually dark complected, with dark, curling hair, and deep, rich eyes.

Generalities with the suits concerning race…Not the rule, as with life, so with the Tarot…There are exceptions to every general rule.

Swords: Celtic, Saxon, Asian

Wands: American, Irish, Australian, New Zealand

Cups: Nordic, Anglo, Eastern European

Pentacles: African, Mediterranean, Jewish, Middle Eastern, Indian

Certain races such as the English, Irish, German…etc…are extremely difficult to categorize into one specific suit. For instance, how can all Asians be Swords? That is why it is difficult to determine suites according to physical attributes such as race or even birthdays. Personality and psychology have more to do with the Tarot, where intuition and imagination replace realities such as time or place.

The Royal House

Kings are mature, decisive men of great power. They rule the suits with great calm and authority.

Queens are women of a subtle sort of power. Theirs’ is more power of the manipulative sort. All the Royals are capable of great power of their own making, both good and evil.

Knights are the young, life’s blood of The Royal House, the activists, chivalric, or arrogant, noble, or incredibly stupid, they all portray valor of action as their element. Knights, as in chess, are always depicted on horseback, suggesting their harness on nature. They are men with great power of suggestion. Jacks, in playing cards, are more a combination of Knights and Pages.

Pages are youths, studious, or disruptive and unruly, they often symbolize and personify other elements in a reading. They are both boys and girls.

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Please Note: If more than half the cards in a reading are reversed, this does not necessarily mean that they are all ill dignified. Some of the cards, most, I believe, only have one true meaning, which is why I have not included upright and reversed meanings for all of the cards. I have tried to simplify matters without losing the true meaning and integrity of the cards.

The Twenty-two Major Arcana

The Fool dances madly and blindly amongst rose colored clouds. Joy, childishness, stupidity. The Fool is a wise creature that disregards all reasonable, sensible solutions. Carefree and gullible, The Fool follows the heart, is rash, and rushes into whims and folly.

1. The Mage waits patiently with his blackbirds under cloak of invisibility. He is the keeper of ancient secrets and creative white magic. His realm is the land of dreams. His gifts are knowingness and prophesy.

2. The High Priestess is an oracle. She lives in a temple atop a hidden spring. Robed in peacock, she has the third eye, the power to see. Dark magic, occult wisdom, feminine power.

3. The Empress rules. She is a matriarch, a mother or grandmother. She is nurturing and creative. She is nature, the animals, fertile crescents, and caves.

4. The Emperor A ruler. Animal energy, the animus. The Emperor is thoughtful but still a force to be reckoned with.

5. The Hierophant Wise man, Magi, holy man. The power of God. God’s will.

6. The Lovers Love of both a physical and spiritual nature. Overwhelming love, sexual force.

7. The Chariot Domination, conquest, competition, leadership.

8. Justice is delicate and blind. She sees into the heart of the matter. She balances the scales and rules with a fist of iron. She is timeless, without race or creed; she works alone.

9. The Hermit is a spirit guide, a protective being. Wandering alone by candlelight, The Hermit is a wise creature, avoiding contact of the physical realm. An artist or teacher. The Hermit is not lonely.

10. Wheel of Fortune Fortune, destiny, karma, fate. If ill dignified, fate is against you, but life is a turning wheel, like the tides, it’s cyclical.

11. Strength Physical and emotional strength. Grace under pressure. Everything is not what it appears to be. Comfort and solace from unexpected sources. Health, immunity, endurance, compassion. A courageous heart.

12. The Hanged Man is hanging for his treachery, his noble treachery. He has some valuable information, and his pocket watch has stopped. Funny thing is, he could escape if he wanted, but hangs, suspended, seeing the world from another perspective. The rope is the line between life and death. This card also depicts suicide.

13. Death The Mothman is an omen of death and disaster. All death, red, yellow, and white are dispelled, or perhaps it is ash, or a warning in SONAR. He also symbolizes change, metamorphosis.

14. Temperance An angel mixing elements into art, she is virtuous, patient, and kind.

15. The Devil Under cover of night, The Devil is a charming man, staring in fascination with his latest kill. Surrounded with flame, devil’s ivy, and devil’s tongue, he is dangerous and beguiling. He symbolizes pride, greed, and lust. He is sadistic and controlling.

16. The Tower Cataclysmic events, war, storms. The end of a way of life. Rebuilding out of the ashes. Destruction. May signify worldly events or happenings based upon your own decisions.

17. The Star We are all made of star dust. The Star is the guardian angel of hope when all seems dark. A glimmer of childlike bliss. The Star is timeless peace. The water from her urn is rejuvenating to the spirit and inner child. Make a wish and trust in the power of the lone little star.

18. The Moon Intuition, lunacy, strange prophetic dreams. Feminine wiles and dark forces of nature, the cycle of life. If ill dignified, addiction, uncanny events in the night, seduction, mistrust.

19. The Sun Nurturing force, white light, happiness, well being, abundance. If ill dignified it is a warning of fire, big fires, far away, and watch for small house fires.

20. Judgment A reckoning. Karmic wake-up call from God. Bliss or the fires of hell.

21. The World Fate in action. Travel, success. Things are working in your favor. Worldly events.

The Fifty-six Minor Arcana

King of Wands The King is an enterprising figure, subtle pride. He has an adventurous nature and an active imagination. He is kind and generous. He is cunning and analytical. If ill dignified he is boastful and cruel.

Queen of Wands The fiery spirit of The Queen is a creative force. Childlike, she is a graceful dancer and endowed with musical or other creative gifts. She rules the realm of imagination and fruition. Quick witted. If ill dignified she is spiteful and vengeful with a sharp tongue.

Knight of Wands The Knight is imagination on a mission, full force. He is the personification of creative power and force. Chivalrous, charming, and diplomatic, he is an eloquent speaker. Noble heart. Timing is his weakness. Ill dignified he is manic and aimless, arrogant, critical, vengeful, and childish.

Page of Wands Sweet natured, creative youth. A letter. Correspondence. If ill dignified, news is withheld.

Ten of Wands Oppression, backed into a corner, against the wall. Forced surrender. Put down. No escape. Servitude.

Nine of Wands Strength of an almost Godly, magical sort. Strength in opposition, strength of character.

Eight of Wands A flight. A fateful journey. Running away on a whim. Swift action, not well planned.

Seven of Wands Valor, courage against the odds. Weary, but at the vantage point, the higher ground.

Six of Wands Victorious, celebration, the top, champion

Five of Wands Trapped. Pinned atop a precipice, inescapable position. Forceful submission. Outnumbered. Chaos, everything coming at you at once, confusion, witch hunt. The world is cruel and life is not fair. The querent has put themselves in this position to be determined by the rest of the reading.

Four of Wands A dangerous seduction. Inspiration and musings. Completing a cycle or project. If ill dignified beware of a con.

Three of Wands Virtue, kindness, innocence, lady luck, angelic influence. Clarity, simplicity.

Two of Wands The will. Domination. Power. Calling the shots. Standing ground and refusal of conventional standards. Telepathy.

Ace of Wands Creative force of unstoppable energy. It is the fire in the temple of God. It is the power of nature, life, and art, the alchemy of the bees.

Swords

King of Swords Mastermind. Militant. Mathematical gifts. Dominion. If ill dignified, controlling, close minded, and sadistic.

Queen of Swords A sad woman, a widow. Coldness, aloof. If ill dignified, destructive and dangerous.

Knight of Swords Brave, youthful warrior, ceases control, power of air harnessed. If ill dignified, violence.

Page of Swords Espionage, a stalker, persistence, secrecy.

Ten of Swords Ruin. Death. Murder. Knife in the back, whether figurative or literal.

Nine of Swords “There are daggers in mens’ smiles” Shakespeare. Cruelty. Sabotage. Illness, the daggers of the mind. Bad sleep and dreams.

Eight of Swords Imprisonment, either literal or razor sharp daggers of the mind. Still, the will remains defiant.

Seven of Swords An exercise in futility, forever defiant, overpowered, outnumbered, odds are against you, however right you may be…

Six of Swords A swift journey over water. Seeking something better and new. The lady leaves her charred homeland for new horizons.

Five of Swords Selfishness, theft, wicked arrogance, insatiable hunger.

Four of Swords A truce is called, wariness, sentinel. The hound is foreboding. The woman, watching from the thorn, has uncanny dreams that seem to blow in the wind.

Three of Swords Sadness, sorrow, broken hearted, pain

Two of Swords This prisoner, bound and blinded, is not vanquished. The suit becomes proceedingly more violent, so this is probably the best of them, for it signifies a draw, a tie, a stalemate, and peace.

Ace of Swords The sword of power. Excalibur. Conquest over thine enemy.

Pentacles

King of Pentacles Wealth, paternity, land holdings. A dark man of power

Queen of Pentacles Materialistic woman of the world. Reality. Concern for the family. A benefactress. If ill dignified, gossip, manipulation, and mind games.

Knight of Pentacles He rides a slow horse. He is late, probably due to laziness. However handsome and charming, he can be something of a dud.

Page of Pentacles A gifted youth, a student, sweet natured, and intelligent. Studies, school. If ill dignified, may be a brat.

Ten of Pentacles Generally speaking, the higher the number of Pentacles, the more money. The finest of everything. Wealth, posh surroundings and lifestyle. Strictly speaking of the material world.

Nine of Pentacles Satisfaction, contentment, gain. The cat is purring. Monetary gain.

Eight of Pentacles Discovering sacred, ancient knowledge. Magic books, the artful philosopher. Visionary. Studious curiosities. Careful with money, prudence, frugal.

Seven of Pentacles Hard work has only provided a meager harvest, but it is enough to get by on. Thankful

Six of Pentacles Giving to the needy. Generosity. Successful philanthropist.

Five of Pentacles Anxiety over money. Worry. Loss

Four of Pentacles Great power of wealth. Establishment. Fortress.

Three of Pentacles Craftsmanship, loving the work that you do. This card pertains to all of the arts. Accomplishment. If ill dignified, or reversed, work is mediocre at best.

Two of Pentacles Money troubles. Unbalanced accounts, bad checks. Debt. Financial doubt and stupidity.

Ace of Pentacles Wealth, abundance, material well being of a solid fateful nature, as if the powers of the hidden Earth, Eldorado, are in your grasp.

Cups

King of Cups Loyal and intelligent, The King rules the deep gulf of the subconscious with a brimming cup. He is handsome and responsible. A loyal friend. If ill dignified he is careless and oblivious.

Queen of Cups Lovely and dreamy, The Queen scrys into the cup. She is the essence of water and imaginings of dreams. She is gentle and healing. If ill dignified, she is agitated and moody. She can be lazy and seemingly thoughtless.

Knight of Cups Beautiful and true, The Knight possesses a tempting loving cup, a proposal. He is Galahad or Percival of legend. If ill dignified he is illusory and deceptive.

Page of Cups A heartfelt message. Dreams of an emotional nature. Romantic visions. An invitation. A child

Ten of Cups Happiness, wishes and dreams fulfilled

Nine Of Cups Joy and the pleasure of being a winner, intoxicated state of bliss. Contentment.

Eight of Cups Insecurity, fright, shyness

Seven of Cups A wicked mind, corruption, obscenities, debacle

Six of Cups Rhapsody in blue. Nostalgia. Reminiscing happier times. Sentimental and evergreen thoughts. May lead to deep melancholy and depression.

Five of Cups Disappointment. The fisherman’s basket is empty, and he is too preoccupied with his seemingly bad luck to see the mermaid behind the rock. Dreams, hopes, and plans seem unfulfilled or lacking.

Four of Cups Boredom, luxury, longing for the unattainable

Three of Cups Abundant harvest, yet, like faerie gold, it is not lasting. There is an element of mistrust here, like the movie star who has it all and is still unhappy. Approach business deals with caution.

Two of Cups Perfect love, marriage

Ace of Cups The Holy Grail. The cup Christ drank from, it turns water into wine, heals all wounds, a loving cup, the ultimate trophy. Wishes are fulfilled, dreams come true. Trust in the hand of God. Miracles. The Sacred Heart, it is never empty.

Readings

1.) Sometimes I like to pick just one card from the deck and meditate on it. I also find this provokes dreams, which can lead to deeper understanding of myself.

2.) I find the alchemist’s runic reading of only three cards, representing the past, present, and future to be useful at times. In this case, the past, may be distant past, and the future is to be within a year or two.

3.) I usually read the cross spread:

11

Outcome

6

Best possible outcome

1& 2 Significator

Querent

Present

3

Crosses you

5

Past

4

Foundation

Basis

7

Future

8

Querent

Answer

9

Enviroment

Others

10

Hopes

Fears

Choose the significator’s, questioner’s or querent’s card from the deck, or who you think may best represent the person you are reading for. Lay it down, face up, shuffle, and cut the deck. If you are reading for someone else, have them shuffle and cut the deck while formulating their questions and concerns in mind. Lay out the first five cards as according to the cross diagram.

2) This card is laid directly over the querent’s card and represents the present and now.

3) This card is crossing the querent and reflects what is opposing, obstacles in the way, whether good or bad.

4) This card is the foundation or basis of the reading and reflects both the past and present environment.

5) This card reflects the querent’s past, perhaps distant, but usually not. It is usually a reflection of how the past affects the future.

6) This card is the best possible outcome of the situation. That does not mean it is the definitive future, but rather, depends upon the actions of the querent. This is, perhaps, the trickiest card of the reading.

7) The card of the future. Could be six months, might be a couple of years

Now lay out the last four cards.

8) This card either represents the querent, is their significator card, or somehow answers or describes them.

9) This card reflects the querent’s environment or home life. Other important people in the querent’s life may appear here.

10) Hopes and fears of the questioner appear here. This card can be a little cloudy as well, because people tend to hide from their fear in one form or another.

11) This card is the final outcome, the most important card of the reading. If you feel that the reading was faulty, you may take this card, use it as the significator card, and start over.

Dreams 1/10

 Dreamt I was back in college walking along the road, following three girls at a distance. I was suspicious of them. I know the one had short brown hair and a white lace top but can't recall anything remarkable about the others. One had murdered another, right there, on the street in front of me; and, when I say murdered, I mean, she literally annihilated her. Nothing was left but a bloody pulp. I went back to my dormitory: West Hall. The cooridor was crowded mostly with girls, and I was searching for my room, uncertain of the number. When I finally found it the door was open, and Ron was sitting behind an old-fashioned computer monitor. I made a phone call. I wanted out of the dormitory due to the murderess who lived on my floor. The man on the other end of the line first wanted my room number, then, a model number of the computer Ron was using. I had to repeat the computer number three or four times as I kept messing it up, something like #3458165 that was scratched on the back of the buff colored plastic monitor. While I was on the phone a bright young girl with a blonde bobbed hair-cut came in. She was very loud and was trying to give me some red flip flops with a flower on them. She didn't have them with her, only was telling me about them. I told her I couldn't wear them due to my toes, and she left, disappointed. Still on the line I said, "Hello?", then woke. 

Dreams 12/29

 Dreamt I was working at a small card shop at the mall. My manager was a tall young blonde woman who was stylishly dressed. I also had a male coworker. We just sat around there: no customers, and I was thinking it didn't seem very secure. Come closing time I was walking out alone when three young white men in a convertible began to terrorize me. I bit their fingers and tried to poke their eyes. My manager had come, and they sped off, but the next day there was a conspiracy against me which also included the man that I worked with. It was very unnerving, so I woke myself at this point and started getting back at them lucidly, which doesn't count. 

Great Courses

 After my illegitimate start with The Great Courses convidian approach to The Black Death I might've quit but went on to thoroughly enjoy The Celtic World and How to Publish Your Book after stumbling through a fictitious Paleolithic and lacking Indus Valley. I'm finishing off the free week with 1066, and I'm glad for it, as once again, it's Dr. Paxton who is a whole lot of fun. Tried watching some Skill Set, but it was too woke ass and lame, at least what I saw of it. Maybe I'm wrong. That rarely happens. 

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Ghost Stories XV

 Animal Ghosts...

Since I'm still up and don't want to try to sleep again tonight, I remembered that I hadn't told you about the happiest ghost in the house. And, since I haven't, I should start at the beginning with my experiences with animal ghosts, since I've probably had as many animal ghost sightings as people, anyways.

My first experience is not a ghost story, not really. It is about my favorite dog, Hoagie, who passed away when I was thirteen. Hoagie was sixteen when he died, so he was my big brother. Hoagie was always looking out for me. Being half collie, he had those shepherding instincts. I've actually written an entire little book about him already though, so I'm just going to get on with his afterlife. I had a friend when I taught, who was also a teacher, and I suppose we had something in common. For one thing, she was the only other person that I knew personally, that had a nightmare during the morning hours of 9/11. Yes, she had the second sight, as I'd call it. Anyways, I had been in England and was relaying my trip to her. For some odd reason I told her that I kept tripping over my own feet while over there. I'm usually a pretty graceful enough girl and just attributed it to their old uneven sidewalks and cobble stones. But, my friend said, "Have you ever been to Lily Dale?" At the time, I hadn't. Being from Erie, she frequented the place. It is a spiritualist psychic community. She said, "There is a psychic there that says when you trip over your own feet, it is actually an animal spirit guide under your feet. I don't know why, but I've always thought that you had a big dog around you." That set me really to wonder, because my best friend had told me that while I was gone, my mother had been calling out to Hoagie's spirit to watch over me; she was worried, because I had gone to England alone.

On to Lily Dale, then. Lily Dale definitely deserves a mention among my ghost stories anyways, and this happens to be the chapter for it too. Lily Dale is not easy to find, as it sits atop a hill, nestled back in the woods of New York, not far from Lake Erie, and the internet maps that I had printed out at that time had it all ass-backwards. After finally finding the place, I just pulled off and parked my car the first spot I found. As I got out of my car, I felt a very deliberate and kind hand on my shoulder. I was not only not at all afraid, but felt guided, and wondered off into the woods, straight to their lovely forest chapel with the old stump and pet cemetery. While there, I had intended on visiting with a psychic, of course. What other reason do folks have to venture to Lily Dale? But, something was stopping me. For one thing, there were dead birds littering the sidewalks, I mean, they were everywhere. It gave me such a bad feeling, that I skipped the psychic altogether. When I got home, a family member died the very next day, unexpectedly.

When I lived in Oakland, I had this cat. She was wicked and hated me. She attacked me several times. Since she seemed to worship my ex, I left her behind with him. Right after I moved away, she died, under my bed. She was not a very old cat. I took her death very hard, for although I believed she hated me, I still loved her and cared for her. Right after I moved into the new house, even before I had heard of her passing, I heard a cat clawing up the stairs, then crying at the window. There weren't any cats around. I didn't hear it anymore after that though, so I think it was her, not some ghost cat associated with that house.

When my brother's cat had died, it was very sudden, a brain aneurysm. I don't think he even knew that he was dead, as the entire family had seen him after his passing. There he would be, in his old spot, plain as day, looking alive as ever; only the next minute he'd be gone. I haven't seen him in awhile though since that, so he may have since passed on.

Before I get on to the resident ghost though, I must go back to a past chapter, as I have somewhat of an update on that saber toothed cat ghost that Shiner and I saw. Remember how I said that it was smaller than the North American saber toothed tiger as we know him? Well, interestingly enough, just about the time that we spotted him, (and we've never seen him since), they discovered a load of saber toothed cats in caves in the desert of Australia, and they were, indeed, much smaller than the North American variety. I'm not really saying that this was a definite premonition of the Australian discovery, however, as that does not explain why Shiner would have seen it too. If I remember correctly, those were marsupials too, and this area is heavy with possum... Who knows? But, it is a strange mystery.
Now, Packer. Packer is the ghost of a Britney Spaniel that used to live here, before us. He died, here, too. I have seen, heard, and sensed him. The first time I saw him running through the den, and mistook him for Shiner, only thought he looked big. That is, until Shiner walked in the door; he had been out at that time, and I was alone in the house. The next time I was sitting here, in the dining room, I sensed him at the french doors, and heard him breathing. Shiner was upstairs in bed at the time. Just the other day, I was sitting on the floor in the hallway, going through the closet. I heard a dog's wet snuffle breathing from the door jamb. Thinking it was Shiner, I was ready to play, until I opened the door to discover nobody there. Shiner was in bed, as usual. I have also seen him at night, just a flash of white, outside the french doors. A couple of weeks ago I was cleaning underneath the refrigerator when I found a lump of old dog food. It must've been Packer's, as Shiner wouldn't eat that slop.

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Dreams 1/11

Dreamt I was working in a little, old, dark witchcraft store in Pittsburgh. The place looked black and moldy. I had several coworkers. It was my first day of work. I had to walk home, and it was late winter and dark. There were clumps of snow all over the streets mixed with chunks of mud. I fell down into the slickness pretty quick when one of my coworkers caught up with me telling me to keep to the right before turning into a slimy three pronged pink and white tape worm, leach, or something like that. I didn't seem that surprised, and he was right, as long as I went that direction I came upon The South Side and knew exactly where I was. I was so tired at this point, wet, and muddy, that I woke myself rather than trekking the rest of the way home. 

In the next dream I was back in high school. A friend and I were hanging out alongside the trash cans outside the building. He was supposedly a high school student, although he looked more like fifty: grey hair and bearded, sort of chubby. He had nice teeth, though. Anyways, we were out there and had stolen a horse poster from the school. It was rolled up, but I knew, it had lots of little horses painted on it, like a breeding depiction. We were laughing and smoking when the janitor came out, he was a lot like our childhood janitor, Mr. Dave, who the older kids called Pumpkin Head long before the films. He was something of an ogre. We hid. When I say I hid, I mean, I rolled up like a potato bug, (sow beetle), and closed my eyes. Everything was alright for a spell until I moved and "hid" again, in a very strange position. He spotted me and gave chase. I ran over a green hill for the trees and lost him in the woods. He was very large, and there was no way he could keep up although I was very tired. Once I got out of the woods I came upon a very nice neighborhood with swank modern houses. The one yard had a full running stream going through it and I laid down in it, feeling tired and dirty. Then, my friend came from the house. I didn't know he lived there. He said he had hidden under a car, and still had the poster. I thought I should call my mother before she reported me missing and the school knew who I was.