Please Stand Up

   Can we keep it REAL? 

Labi Siffre

98% Creeps

 

  After all this time I'm convinced that the world is 98% creepy as fuck. I'd like to be convinced otherwise, but I doubt it. Lucky for me the 2% all work at Crystal Cave. How did that happen? I suppose we all find each other. I mean, people are still going out of their way to try to creep me the fuck out. They get fucking HEXED for that, & they are already totes fucking creeps. 🤘🤣🤘

Creep

Ghost Stories

Amazon's asshole intelligence has terminated my publishing account. I am just waiting to see if I get my last order before deleting my entire account. I've double HEXED them for that. I'm already revamping my ghost stories for my first future publication, probably at Barnes & Noble, we'll see. I plan to include all four dream books into a massive omnibus as my second project. Of course, Fanging with Claude, DOC, and Hot Blood will be coming along. The art and doll books will be later. I doubt that the Pennsylvania picture books will ever be available again, but I might be able to work with my massive cemetery archive with prints or something. Stay positively wicked, my friends! ✨
   

Not the Only Game in Town

 

  Since Amazon's asshole intelligence is dumb enough to take on the real thing I've found lots of alternatives for self-publishing. Check-it-out:

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Planet SCAM

 

  Verifying your identity on Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing is impossible. I will self-publish elsewhere and hex them like Hershey and Mattel with babies in the wolves' den and fentanyl Barbies. 😠 I'm irate. They might bugger themselves with their asshole intelligence for all I care. I'm the Real deal. 🤮

Purple Witch's Crystal Ball

  It's official, I'm a certified tour guide at Crystal Cave. Purple Witch got her crystal ball. I dreamed that we were having supper in the cave the night before my first day. She told me, "See you tomorrow". I saw a totes Scooby Doo ghost during my first "lights out" that day. I've not seen the likes of that since. That's the good news, 'witch is very good. Now, for the bad, anybody that knows me knows that I'm only an alright witch, neither good or bad. I'm having a hell of a time verifying my identity on Amazon. I'm getting to the point that I'm going to have to hex them like Hershey's and Mattel. It's not my fault. 😠
 

Red Witch's Ram

   Red Witch got her smiling pet, Cernunnos, from Crystal Cave. Hopefully Purple Witch will be scoring a new amethyst crystal ball soon. Trying to verify my identity on Amazon is a lot harder than pulling teeth. Spare me! Same difference as adopting from a shelter. Planet SCAM! 😠

The Gov Store

 

Wish in One Hand

 

From The Black Death

   "By modern standards, medieval plague remedies seem ludicrous, but, given the state of medicine in the mid-fourteenth century, they were rational and well-advised. The Greeks and their Islamic commentators were fine theoreticians and, by their own standard, competent physiologists, but they based their ideas on theory rather than direct, clinical observation and experience. Medieval physicians stressed argument, especially syllogism. Consequently, they were poor anatomists, pathologists, and epidemiologists, and were able to do little to fight the plague." 

Robert S. Gottfried

  No more ludicrous than CONVID and opiates.  

$160 Halloween Barbie?

 Time for Barbie to be made in America or replaced. 😡

Monster High & More

  A huge fan of the original Monster High cartoons, I didn't think I'd like nickelodeon's latest series. I love it when I'm wrong. So far season one has done nothing to feed Planet SCAM nor the woke ass world. It's original, and I would've gone gaga for it as a kid. I like a lot of the newer dolls too. I think Venus, Deuce, and Heath are superior to their predecessors, and even Abbey gives the original a run for her money. I've ordered Deadfast Ghoulia. I've not had her. Susie Blue Witch is a big zombie fan, so I got her for her. I did have the Skulltimate Roller Maze set in the box, but sold them. Only Ghoulia can take down Mothra who might prove to be a bigger menace that Elizafat. The scenes are already running round my head. 

O, My Ra!

  Sir Frankie Crisp is sucking up. He was trying to raid the china cupboard, so I was bouncing him on my lap, watching Monster High. He scratched me by accident with his bunny back claws. He kicks them. He feels real bad. He's not mean, neither is Arthur. Shiner could be vicious. TTYL... 🦇
 

Mehitable is Ready & More

   Mehitable is all ready for her night at the inn. She loves traveling with Mummy. The brother and sister cloister dolls are sculpted, so I might get them done. Doc Holliday may be on the back burner, but I still plan to make him and maybe even his mother and Kate. We'll see. I've got the Monster High Bootique Hotel on the way. I got a deal on a new one like I had the original high school. I like them because they fold up. So, there will likely be a third season of O, My Ra! Too bad. I was watching Rom Con Revenge while sculpting on Netflix. All of these con artists originated on fakebook. If you are expecting any kind of money from Fuckerberg selling our information and calling us "dumb fucks" for using fakebook, dream on: we'll be getting about thirty-five bucks a piece. TTYL... ✨

O, My Ra!

Janet Jackson - Nasty

Starlight

   Yes, I still play flutter Starlight even though I deleted my fakebook account. Yes, I miss my moth peeps. 💕🦋💕 No, I do not miss fakebook or any other psycho media. My life is far less stressful, and I am much more creative without all the psycho 💩. Since I play on my tablet I have not been able to update. As far as I know I have collected all of the moths and flora. Yes, I miss the events, no, I do not want a phone. I just ordered a big luna moth sticker from Runaway for my sticker collection since they are having a summer sale. I do want the journal, but have three blank journals still to get to, so later with that. 🐜💮🐜

Mod Black Girls (Dana's Dreams Two Cover Art) Original for Sale + Beetlejuice...

   Get the Original on Ebay

  I found these when I went to my watercolor pad for my portrait of Doc Holliday for DOC which I have officially began, although I'm only up to chapter twenty-nine in my notes: Doc working for the Santa Fe Railroad. They are the cover art for Dana's Dreams Two. They came to me in a dream. Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog is in the works. Think I've made it to page sixty-five, although I've not been dreaming so much the past month. It might be due to my many projects or the fact that I've replaced wine with coffee. 

  I got my Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Monster Highs today. We'll see if Amazon accepts my review. They threaten me keeping it real. I have so many fond memories of the first eighties film. I saw it twice in the theater, once with my boyfriend and again with my three girlfriends. I loved the second film even if I watched it alone on Netflix. I'll watch it again. I love the dolls. I prefer Lydia's short skirt, so cute. Wish Beetlejuice was more masculine. He looks like Honey Swamp to me who I love, but she's no Beetlejuice. Anyway, what I could not say in my Amazon review without getting booted was that I hope that the toy hacks that are ruining Mattel and Monster High are livid and get stuck with the tons of dolls they've gobbled up to try to rip us all off. Planet Scam! I thanked Amazon in my review asking them please to have more exclusive Skullector Monster Highs. I got the Grady Twins there for ninety dollars. I was stuck at the Mattel site for hours waiting for Elvira to be told they sold out in minutes. Ron did backflips to get her for me for Valentine's Day. I told Amazon we want Jack and Sally, Morticia, and the Hocus Pocus witches. 

  Down with the toy hacks! ☠

Woke Scaredy Cats

   If woke ass is so creeperific why not allow comments? 🤔 Really, I want to know what Dave Chapelle would say. I Know, they killed Socrates for asking. He was such a pain in the ass. ☮

Celebrate

   No better way to celebrate the world's big win than at your favorite Hexican joint in a new dress. The clowns and morons might drown in their own stupid tears for all I care! Gloat, Gloat, Gloat! 🤣🤣🤣

Elton John, Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee)

  Might be deplorable, maybe garbage, but we've done nothing to break Sir Frankie Crisp's 💖. No wonder people want to give me their cats and little native kids. I rock! Commies are only good for sucking. 

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