Monster High Season Two

   Whatever I said, nickelodeon's Monster High season two is hilarious. Ghoulia's anxiety is no doubt a Jewess. I'm up to Fatty Noir. She's even fatter than the doll. 

  The leaves are filling up the backyard, and the boys and I will be carving our pumpkin tonight or tomorrow. I grew fifty gourds, but only one silly green goblin pumpkin who is rotting on the vine, so I left him for next year. I have no luck planting seeds. The mother must fertilize and warm them. That's why the farmers leave so many pumpkins to rot in the fields. Stay tuned for Frankie versus Mothra and have a Happy Halloween! 🦇🎃🦇

Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's Kraken and the ancient alien cult by Lovecraft. Honestly Lovecraft hated everybody equally just like John Lennon. Hades, but I'd settle for Romulus. He doesn't have to have balls, just no teets. 

Monster High & More

  A huge fan of the original Monster High cartoons, I didn't think I'd like nickelodeon's latest series. I love it when I'm wrong. So far season one has done nothing to feed Planet SCAM nor the woke ass world. It's original, and I would've gone gaga for it as a kid. I like a lot of the newer dolls too. I think Venus, Deuce, and Heath are superior to their predecessors, and even Abbey gives the original a run for her money. I've ordered Deadfast Ghoulia. I've not had her. Susie Blue Witch is a big zombie fan, so I got her for her. I did have the Skulltimate Roller Maze set in the box, but sold them. Only Ghoulia can take down Mothra who might prove to be a bigger menace that Elizafat. The scenes are already running round my head. 

O, My Ra!

  Sir Frankie Crisp is sucking up. He was trying to raid the china cupboard, so I was bouncing him on my lap, watching Monster High. He scratched me by accident with his bunny back claws. He kicks them. He feels real bad. He's not mean, neither is Arthur. Shiner could be vicious. TTYL... 🦇