Celebrate

   No better way to celebrate the world's big win than at your favorite Hexican joint in a new dress. The clowns and morons might drown in their own stupid tears for all I care! Gloat, Gloat, Gloat! 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks, Mike!

   Daddy used to say, "Fuck you, Mike!". No doubt we're all crushing on Scott Presler, but I do not think that Mike Lindell is getting the credit he deserves. This guy is a real American hero. No, I did not read his book, Ron did. He told me all about it. Maybe he did not work at McDonald's, (I just thought of how funny that is, McPillow), but he knows. Yes, I got My Towels for Christmas. They take forever to dry. They are real towels. My Pillow sends me scores of dreams, as anybody that knows me knows. A couple of things that most people that are TV junkies like Daddy don't know is that we can thank Mike for the unRIGGING of this election. Mike worked tirelessly for the past four years on that. The Kid Smeller might be the most honest president of all time. He told us ahead of time that they were RIGGING it, BIG. Why would they stop just when they had mastered it? During the 2020 election we received a stack of mail in ballots, six inches high. This time, in spite of Ron's request, we received none. Yes, we took Trump's advice, and voted weeks early at the courthouse. Yes, I had lost all faith in elections. We beat them at their own game. Late, both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin got truckloads of commie votes that thanks to Mike the law put the smack down on. What does Daddy know? Like my dumb white ghoulfriends he voted for Cabala Embarrass. Not blaming Daddy, he's dead. Thank You, Mike! You are right up there with Patrick Henry in my book, and we 💖 You So Much! Respect! ✨

Frankie Says

  God helps those who help Donald Trump. ✨

 

Lancaster Doll Show

Another good time at the Lancaster Doll Show. No, I didn't win a door prize this time, but they were Rosie O'Donnell dolls that they couldn't give away: no biggie. She might've been fun for O, My Ra! Yes, that has been put on hold due to life until further notice, but I am still writing Fanging with Claude, working on it. Would love to have it done by Christmas, we'll see. Ron got me adorable Little Peach from the forties for my Japanese house and Holly, a party favor from a Christmas party from a hundred years ago for my stocking. Ru Paul Dragon Queen Monster High is not selling. Sad, I've always liked him. Don't think anybody from The Brady Bunch is woke ass. Lots of Trump supporters loving my Bulletproof tee talking about The RIG. See You there! The corn chowder was better than ever, and I still have my brownie that got a bit squashed in my bag. Frankie was a good boy. He's a very good boy. 

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I Like Bats

Free on tubi if you can put up with the mudslide of Cabala Embarrass's LIES. 🦇🤮🦇

Sweet little film like VIY: Shiner and I are fanging out in the den. We had free Scream Box and Cult Flix this week. The Velvet Vampire and Vampire Ecstasy were recommended. They should've been called It Sucks and Lesbo Titty Dance. These two made up for them, unlike Cabala, no joke. Scream Box does not have ads, so we've recovered from the Cabala 🤮. Why isn't the fake news blaming The Kid Smeller and her for Helene like when W. stirred up Katrina? Huh? 🤔 Oh, they're demonrats, that's right. Ask Killary, they get away with murder. 🦇

Dreams 9/25

   I've forgotten my first dream, but the second starred Cabala Embarrass. She was at a space telescope, at least that's what I think it was. She was really loud, bossy, and laughing. Then, I saw her tombstone. A child had scrawled MOTHER over it with red and black crayons. 

Beyond FIXED

 Well, burn me at the stake, Popeye, said I wouldn't watch The Laff-A-Limpics for the same reason I stopped watching Project Runway, they're as FIXED as everything else. Turns out, no joke, I almost forgot what a criminal enterprise they are. Planet SCAM! 🤮

Beating Women for Sport

Cock and dog fights are more legit than this illin' 💩. I imagine Bill Cosby, like Nancy Kerrigan's mother, sitting in front of his TV laughing his old fat rapist ass off.

Oh, I thought the dirty frogs were apologising for the fact that a hideous dude was beating up ladies. NOT. No apologies for their heinous Satantic opening ceremony. That figures, boycott the dirty RIGGED Olympics. Leonidas would cry. Disgusting 💩. 

Shiner

 My buddy still sleeps with his fox, who is a bit tatty and blind. Why would I watch The Olympics? That's as RIGGED as Everything else. 

Dreams 1/6

 Had a couple of dreams come with the snow. First, a short one: I was sitting at my laptop, here, watching a trippy animation. My friend, Carl, provided the vocalization. It was a bit raspy and dark, and the animated landscape moved across the screen with his voice, quite psychedelic. 

Next, I was at the mall where I met a chubby young ginger girl dressed for winter. She was wearing glasses, a big silver and wool hat, a matching metallic puffy coat, and boots. She asked if I'd have pancakes with her. Told her I wasn't the breakfast sort, maybe just toast and coffee, but went along. The restaraunt was spacious and crowded. We sat at a booth, and she crammed in, across from me, looking rather uncomfortable. The woman behind her started talking to us about the south for some reason, notably Savannah,and snakes. Then a big jovial black man sat down next to me. Don't remember how it came up, but I mentioned The Kid Smeller we all suffered, he laughed. He said he liked the ginger girl's kitty boots. They looked like Hello Kitty in space: tall, silver, puffy, with a white cat face in front and a fluffy wool lining exposed at the top. I said she should go on some television game show with those and compete with another girl.  

I woke wondering why we're called election deniers, but the commies aren't called election riggers. 

I Deleted Fakebook!

I feel better already! I haven't touched the stuff since Easter. I got loaded on red wine and started calling everybody motherfuckers. But, somebody hacked my account last week, and since fakebook is only good for CONVID and rigging elections they can fuck off with Mtv, mycommiespace, and regretsy. 

Bidens

 Yep, spreading shit everywhere. I was behind a commie with a Biden Harris bumper sticker yesterday. He was driving thirty miles-per-hour in a forty-five zone, and I fantasized ramming him, pulling his pin head out of his car, and beating him. Why? Witches Lives Matter. 

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