I Miss You, Daddy!

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Drop Dead Gorgeous

Sir Frankie & the Shits

Funny Dreams!

   3/11

  My first dream took place at a posh resort in the south seas. There were some familiar faces: Krisi, my ex-sister-in-law, my dear friend Adinda, Ron, and Shiner. Shiner got a bath. Adinda, Ron, and I were seated around a round covered table eating a sumptuous dinner and dessert. Adinda had her hair pulled back and wore a slinky beige gown. We were eating a creamy caramel pie for dessert. I was feeling guilty that I had eaten it all. Adinda had a doggie bag, a brown paper bag rolled up like a school lunch. 

  The next dream is really something else. It began in a stone castle where Mummy lived downstairs from me in a turret. There was a trick door around the outside and down three long stone steps where I could pop in and visit. She seemed happy. My brother was around too. Then I moved down a long hallway like you’d find in a hotel, not a castle, with a friendly Bigfoot with a gripe. He had a little purple felt pennant tag behind his ear that he showed me. It had something printed on it in yellow and white with one or two red words, but I don’t know what. Maybe somebody had tagged him. I left the building alone and was walking up a suburban neighborhood street when I came to a farm blocked by a primitive wooden fence. My friend Matt was there, beyond the fence, coming up the dirt road towards me, he was stark naked. I ran back down the wet suburban asphalt road away from him on all fours like a cat. It was tricky at first, but once I picked up some speed I was gone.

Dana's Dreams Three, pg 11

Dana's Dreams

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Willie Taunts Adam With a Chicken Leg ^_^

Fanging with Claude

   Just in time for Christmas Fanging with Claude is now available in all formats. Starting in New Orleans during The Civil War, on to Pittsburgh in the 1970s,  Fanging with Claude is the musical, satirical, memoir of a humble vampire from the bayou. See how he deals with maniacal Yankees, whores, and monkeyballers. His only joy is his constant companion, the Capuchin monkey, Claude. You will meet LeSnot DuRon, Angeline Delphine, Faery Badclaw, Atahualpa, and so many more. All the fun with the blood and gore. It is Dewey Lufac's response to a woke ass world. 

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Shakespeare: Two Gentlemen of Verona (Royal Shakespeare Company)

Making it through the week with free Marquee TV. How did I miss this? Thought I read and saw all of Shakespeare's plays at this point. Wrong again. It's so cute. 

Wicked Little Letters

Hillarious. I 💓 The Decameron too, you foxy motherfuckers. 🤣🤣🤣

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It's been decided that the last dream was Fellini. 

Green Acres Full Episodes

Still, best show ever. 

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