Fort Hunter, Liverpool, & More

  On my way back from Gettysburg in April I missed the York exit and wound up on route 15, an hour out of my way. I passed Liverpool along the Susquehanna, and told Ron. He surprised me yesterday with a tour of the 1755 stone house at Fort Hunter, Liverpool Union Cemetery, Grumpy's Books, and a fabulous forties diner. Picture memory ebooks and paperbacks are in the works. Meanwhile, I'm going to be getting my puppy soon. The Grady Twins sold so fast that I've been getting attacked by toy hacks, and people want my monsters. I have too many. I still haven't gotten to stay in the garden room at the 1777 Inn in Ephrata across from the cloister, so I will be listing another monster collection soon. You can fight over them. Dawn and Pippa? Not sure. We'll see... TTYL...

 

The Grady Twins: Monster High (The Shining) Puppy Fund

Get the Grady Twins on Ebay

 

O, My Ra! Season 2, Episode 10

O. My Ra! Season 2, Episode 9

Lost Boys, O, My Ra! to Return

   I was real excited to see that Mattel made enough Lost Boys dolls to go around for $65, it's about time. The toy hacks on Ebay are already trying to sell them as preorder 🔥 for anything from $120-$269. Hope they are stuck with them. After I was stoked about my order Mattel sent me this PROUD 🌈💩🌈. Hey, I'm not proud. I tried to cancel my order. I could not. David came today. I'm going to play with him hard for that. O, My Ra! to return starring Sir Frankie Crisp, the Grady twins, Elvira, Colonel Klink and more. 

O, My Ra!

  It's probably going to be a minute. I am up to chapter 13 in DOC, (Doc Holliday), my second musical satire. I am finishing the cover portrait now. There will be a doll. He will teach shooting and cards at Monster High. TTYL...
 

Mod Black Girls (Dana's Dreams Two Cover Art) Original for Sale + Beetlejuice...

   Get the Original on Ebay

  I found these when I went to my watercolor pad for my portrait of Doc Holliday for DOC which I have officially began, although I'm only up to chapter twenty-nine in my notes: Doc working for the Santa Fe Railroad. They are the cover art for Dana's Dreams Two. They came to me in a dream. Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog is in the works. Think I've made it to page sixty-five, although I've not been dreaming so much the past month. It might be due to my many projects or the fact that I've replaced wine with coffee. 

  I got my Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Monster Highs today. We'll see if Amazon accepts my review. They threaten me keeping it real. I have so many fond memories of the first eighties film. I saw it twice in the theater, once with my boyfriend and again with my three girlfriends. I loved the second film even if I watched it alone on Netflix. I'll watch it again. I love the dolls. I prefer Lydia's short skirt, so cute. Wish Beetlejuice was more masculine. He looks like Honey Swamp to me who I love, but she's no Beetlejuice. Anyway, what I could not say in my Amazon review without getting booted was that I hope that the toy hacks that are ruining Mattel and Monster High are livid and get stuck with the tons of dolls they've gobbled up to try to rip us all off. Planet Scam! I thanked Amazon in my review asking them please to have more exclusive Skullector Monster Highs. I got the Grady Twins there for ninety dollars. I was stuck at the Mattel site for hours waiting for Elvira to be told they sold out in minutes. Ron did backflips to get her for me for Valentine's Day. I told Amazon we want Jack and Sally, Morticia, and the Hocus Pocus witches. 

  Down with the toy hacks! ☠

Toy Hacks

 

Decided to wax poetic concerning something we all know:

I hate toy hacks!

They've got to go. 

Mattel, made in China, 

you might play with yourself, too.

Not supporting garbage!

BOO!

Waited, on hold for Elvira,

hours and hours,

to be told she'd sold-out in minutes.

Imagine my ire. 

Jack and Sally?

Did not have to wait long

to see

they were already gone. 

Then, there was Stevie, 

I'd marked the day!

Could hardly wait 

to play. 

But, not, 

sold-out

before I even could pay

the fifty-five bucks,

but now she's selling on Ebay

for more than two good fucks. 

I HEX the toy hacks! 

You should, too. 

To Hell with them!

I'm not even a Jew. 

Dreams 6/7

 Haven't been remembering my dreams this week, figure it's due to excessive stimulation, but I had a couple of lavish ones last night, so I'll do my best. First, I was here, in this house with Ron and Tim. I was surprised to find my octagon fish tank that I'd had since school, complete with an old long lost red Betta, but there was more, a lot more. Seems the house was full of aquariums. In my bathroom there was a salt water one complete with a big flirty puffer fish and a rather fat blue spotted fish with a white belly. I asked Ron about them, and he behaved as if they were always here. There was a tank full of guppies, Neon Tetras, and Zebra Danio. I was thinking about transferring a few of those into my half moon tank. 

Next, I had a long Edwardian dream. I don't remember a lot of the characters, but there was a woman with dark hair who reminded me of an old school friend, Maria. There was also a mustached man in a tan corduroy suit, and an old teacher of mine. Somebody was putting a decal from a ship onto a plane. It was bubbly at first, but smoothed out. There were green rolling hills and pastures. At the end of the dream I told my teacher that money did not matter, it was the quality of the time put in. 

There was more to both of these dreams, but we have free STARZ this week, and I watched The Serpent Queen, 22 Jump St, The Skeleton Key, Polish Wedding, and am suffering The Wicker Tree just now, so I think the interference has made me forgetful.