Incredible Friends!

 

Snitches & Stitches

Chitter chatter, 

the best of friends,

one walks away,

the act ends.

She is lazy.

She is sly.

"He's, her slave."

Don't ask me why. 

She takes advantage,

hostile and mean.

"He needs some balls",

running when she calls.

Bossy,

bossy,

usurious, and cruel,

go along,

play her fool. 

Squealing snitches, 

little pigs, 

tittle-tattle, 

get her digs. 

"She yelled at me!"

Mother never slapped her,

you can tell.

A rat, I smell. 

Daddy told me,

"If they're talking shit, don't think they aren't talking about you."

No doubt, 

that's true. 

Hear no evil.

See no evil.

Speak no evil. 

Still, there might be a dagger in my smile.

Cut-

They better watch out.

I will sew their dolls' mouths shut. 

 

Mehitable Returns to Crystal Cave

 

Funny Shit

 

Crystalline Abundance

 

Dana's Dreams Two on NOOK

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Dana's Dreams

Read Now on NOOK

 

The Three Witches Magic Shoppe Adventures in Doll Land

Read it on NOOK

 

Tarot, Dark Shadows, & More: Summer Sale!

 

My Books at Barnes & Noble

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I ought to have more eBook releases in the future. 

Walken With Googly Eyed Plants

 

Jennie Wade: Gettysburg, The Civil War, Handmade, OOAK, Art Doll For Sale on eBay

Get Her on eBay

A Favorite Kojak

  The Mouse, near the end of the series, might be my favorite episode: 

Watch The Mouse  

  We just returned from Young George Washington. It might've been called George Washington Rambo. I doubt it was very realistic, but George never looked so good. Was Staple Face, Alice Cooper? 🎇