POOR THINGS

 

Please Stand Up

   Can we keep it REAL? 

Labi Siffre

I Miss You, Daddy!

Snitches & Stitches

Chitter chatter, 

the best of friends,

one walks away,

the act ends.

She is lazy.

She is sly.

"He's, her slave."

Don't ask me why. 

She takes advantage,

hostile and mean.

"He needs some balls",

running when she calls.

Bossy,

bossy,

usurious, and cruel,

go along,

play her fool. 

Squealing snitches, 

little pigs, 

tittle-tattle, 

get her digs. 

"She yelled at me!"

Mother never slapped her,

you can tell.

A rat, I smell. 

Daddy told me,

"If they're talking shit, don't think they aren't talking about you."

No doubt, 

that's true. 

Hear no evil.

See no evil.

Speak no evil. 

Still, there might be a dagger in my smile.

Cut-

They better watch out.

I will sew their dolls' mouths shut. 

 

The Gov Store

 

The Moment

The Moment

The only thing that matters,

it's true.

I live 

for the moment.

Do you?

Get lost

in the moment.

See?

Don't lose it to anger. 

Listen to me. 

Put down your

fucking phones. 

Live in this moment.

Own it. 

Now it is gone

as the Horned God's fawn. 

The past is a memory,

precious; it's true,

but I'd rather

the moment. 

Wouldn't you? 

Selected Poems

 

Cthulhu Concierge

   Mattel might redeem themselves with this Lovecraftian delight. Fun fact, (thanks Jason Colavito), Cthulhu was inspired by Tennyson's Kraken and the ancient alien cult by Lovecraft. Honestly Lovecraft hated everybody equally just like John Lennon. Hades, but I'd settle for Romulus. He doesn't have to have balls, just no teets. 

7 DANGEROUS Places Carl Jung WARNS to be AVOIDED at all Costs

Elizafat Knows the Truth

O, My Ra!

 

Mod Black Girls (Dana's Dreams Two Cover Art) Original for Sale + Beetlejuice...

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  I found these when I went to my watercolor pad for my portrait of Doc Holliday for DOC which I have officially began, although I'm only up to chapter twenty-nine in my notes: Doc working for the Santa Fe Railroad. They are the cover art for Dana's Dreams Two. They came to me in a dream. Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog is in the works. Think I've made it to page sixty-five, although I've not been dreaming so much the past month. It might be due to my many projects or the fact that I've replaced wine with coffee. 

  I got my Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Monster Highs today. We'll see if Amazon accepts my review. They threaten me keeping it real. I have so many fond memories of the first eighties film. I saw it twice in the theater, once with my boyfriend and again with my three girlfriends. I loved the second film even if I watched it alone on Netflix. I'll watch it again. I love the dolls. I prefer Lydia's short skirt, so cute. Wish Beetlejuice was more masculine. He looks like Honey Swamp to me who I love, but she's no Beetlejuice. Anyway, what I could not say in my Amazon review without getting booted was that I hope that the toy hacks that are ruining Mattel and Monster High are livid and get stuck with the tons of dolls they've gobbled up to try to rip us all off. Planet Scam! I thanked Amazon in my review asking them please to have more exclusive Skullector Monster Highs. I got the Grady Twins there for ninety dollars. I was stuck at the Mattel site for hours waiting for Elvira to be told they sold out in minutes. Ron did backflips to get her for me for Valentine's Day. I told Amazon we want Jack and Sally, Morticia, and the Hocus Pocus witches. 

  Down with the toy hacks! ☠

Woke Scaredy Cats

   If woke ass is so creeperific why not allow comments? 🤔 Really, I want to know what Dave Chapelle would say. I Know, they killed Socrates for asking. He was such a pain in the ass. ☮

No One and Nothing Will Affect You Again - Carl Jung

Sinead O`Connor - Arsenio Hall 1991

Thanks, Mike!

   Daddy used to say, "Fuck you, Mike!". No doubt we're all crushing on Scott Presler, but I do not think that Mike Lindell is getting the credit he deserves. This guy is a real American hero. No, I did not read his book, Ron did. He told me all about it. Maybe he did not work at McDonald's, (I just thought of how funny that is, McPillow), but he knows. Yes, I got My Towels for Christmas. They take forever to dry. They are real towels. My Pillow sends me scores of dreams, as anybody that knows me knows. A couple of things that most people that are TV junkies like Daddy don't know is that we can thank Mike for the unRIGGING of this election. Mike worked tirelessly for the past four years on that. The Kid Smeller might be the most honest president of all time. He told us ahead of time that they were RIGGING it, BIG. Why would they stop just when they had mastered it? During the 2020 election we received a stack of mail in ballots, six inches high. This time, in spite of Ron's request, we received none. Yes, we took Trump's advice, and voted weeks early at the courthouse. Yes, I had lost all faith in elections. We beat them at their own game. Late, both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin got truckloads of commie votes that thanks to Mike the law put the smack down on. What does Daddy know? Like my dumb white ghoulfriends he voted for Cabala Embarrass. Not blaming Daddy, he's dead. Thank You, Mike! You are right up there with Patrick Henry in my book, and we 💖 You So Much! Respect! ✨

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