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Planet SCAM

 

  Verifying your identity on Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing is impossible. I will self-publish elsewhere and hex them like Hershey and Mattel with babies in the wolves' den and fentanyl Barbies. 😠 I'm irate. They might bugger themselves with their asshole intelligence for all I care. I'm the Real deal. 🤮

Dreams 3/24

 

3/24

  I swore I wrote down this first dream, but I must’ve dreamed that too. Let me see what I can recall. It took place in a dirty old derelict house in the country with a young man or two. I hitched a ride in the back of a pickup truck, but they didn’t want me coming along. Ron kept waking me up telling me about Fentanyl Barbie. I freaked out saying that I’d cursed Mattel for giving Skeletor tits and a miniskirt. I didn’t know that my curses worked so quick. 

  I fell back to sleep at 5:30 am. This dream took place at Wicks-n-Sticks at Christmas. My boss was Pam from Job Corps. I thought this meant that she was dead and discovered that Job Corps closed. It was an infectious haunted pit. I loved Pam. She was way better than Patti, my crazy boss from Wicks-n-Sticks. Back to the dream. I don’t like to elaborate, but I discover a lot of things from my dreams. The place was heavily decorated with snow houses and animatronics. All kinds of adorable stuffed owls were all over the floor. A tent was set up for crafts, and a very nice older gentleman, Tom, was going through a big colorful pop-up book. A woman reached over and tore off the head of a big pink TIKI looking god by accident. Then she left the tent with a younger girl saying that she wanted to invite Tom to the airshow but did not want to pay for him or buy him a pretzel. A young lady gave me an enormous brownie. It was very thin, like pizza, with a crusty bottom. I shared it with my ex, Paul, who was sitting in a group. 

  My third dream was about aquariums, but Frankie woke me up. Ron had put him in the garage, and he was tearing up the door. It sounded like somebody was breaking sticks. That’s what woke me up.

Dana's Dreams 

Dana's Dreams Two 

Dana's Dreams Three Revenge of the Dream Hog

Spring Cleaning Sale

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Maxwell Mansion & More

  Today we visited the Ebenezer Maxwell house in Germantown, Philadelphia. They have a nice dollhouse and more. From there we went to the Francis Poke Quaker house at Awbury. I got a passport there to all of the thirty-seven gardens in the area. We ate at The Gunpowder Inn, a historic place we both love. Frankie and Arthur were good while we were gone, so wonders never cease. I'm writing out my Christmas cards while watching the second season of A Man on the Inside, I'm a fan. Daddy would've loved it. Did you preorder the second Stevie doll, Belladonna, yet? I did. Why is she wearing a white dress? Don't want Edwina Scissors. My ghoulfriend thought that she was supposed to be Lilith from CHEERS. Remember when she was dancing around The White House in a thong for Clinton? TTYL, I've only reached G. My relatives all talk how mine are the first Christmas cards they get, but I have some international cards, and The Pony Hexpress takes a month. I do not decorate until December. The neighbors are already decorated. It's ridiculous. 

 

$160 Halloween Barbie?

 Time for Barbie to be made in America or replaced. 😡

RI

   Thanks to spell and grammar checks I had my suspicions about AI. They've been confirmed. I did a search of films to watch for Beltane. Besides The Wicker Man and Midsommar the artificial list was sorely lacking. Is this why kids are stupid today? You don't need asshole intelligence, you need real intelligence. 

Arthur & the Doll Show Score

  There is Franz! I was so surprised to see him! That's Doll Magic, meant to be. I hope the same happens with Marie, a Monica doll that has surfaced that I've wanted for thirty years. Shop my original DARK SHADOWS art, support my doll habit. Ronnie's suit is soaking in cold water and Woolite. He's a little bigger than Ike, he's Horsman where Ike is Efanbee. I think Efanbees are a bit better quality. There were great deals to be had at this huge show: fabulous! We ate at The Bluebird Inn in Cornwall afterwards, another favorite spot. I had a Buddah bowl to make up for the pizza I shared with Frankie and Arthur for breakfast. I love my Little Dancer paper dolls. I had them when I was three. Sometimes Ron is too good for me. ✨

Frankie is Kenough

  My Kenough Ken just came, and Frankie is already at him. I love this doll. He will for sure be featured in the finale of O, My Ra!. Working on it...

O, My Ra!

 

Groovy Barbies For Sale

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Cher, Turn Back Time Set For Sale

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  Fund Purple Witch and my April trip to Gettysburg, buy my Turn back Time Barbie and framed autograph. Zoom in and read the description, her jacket and boots have started to crack. 

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Deadpool For Sale: Sideshow 12 in Boxed

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  Fund Purple Witch and my April Gettysburg trip, buy my Deadpool at a discount. He's only been out of the box a few times. Sideshow figures are very well made, heavy, and pose-able. I have several, and have sold another. They maintain their value. Wade comes along with loads of extras: a stand, weapons, and words. He has an interchangeable head and lots of extra hands. Zoom in and read the description. 

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Quotes from Bronte and Cookson

   Binge reading, trying to catch up with the ones I've been reading the longest. Spring cleaning is also coming early this year, so the doll soaps are iffy; they make a huge mess. Frankie doesn't make that any easier. These are from Anne Bronte's The Tenant of Wildfell Hall and Catherine Cookson's The Mallen Lot, finally getting close to finishing that trilogy that is so good. I was disappointed not to find any of her books at the library sale. 

  "Keep both heart and hand in your possession, till you see good reason to part with them; and if such an occasion should never present itself, comfort your mind with this reflection: that, though in single life your joys may not be many, your sorrows, at least will not be more than you can bear." Anne Bronte

  "The conception of children is not dependent on love...." Catherine Cookson

Sir Frankie Crisp

  My beautiful baby is so lovable. He has his second and hopefully his last vet visit today. I have to drug him a couple of hours before because he got all shitty with the doctor last time. I didn't witness it. It's hard to believe as he is so sweet natured. I'm planning another photo shoot soon. Shiner hated the pupparazzi. I learned about Spirited on free Acorn TV last week and am watching on tubi. It's Aussie about an eighties English punk rocker ghost and a dentist who leaves her husband. It's as good as The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. I love the characters. Purple Witch sent O, My Ra! a new French teacher, Fifi Poopoo. I also got Elphaba to teach Wicked Spells and Familial Magic. The dreams have been out of hand with the snow. Mummy finds her way in, they've been a lot of fun. We have free Asian TV this week. It's too strange for me. I had to shut The Wailing off. Couldn't take it. I'm hoping to go back to The Farnsworth House the first week in April, we'll see. TTYL... 

Dana's Dreams

 

Hex Yeah Season Three

I was telling Theresa that I finally fell asleep after Frankie stopped in to PURR when somebody knocked on my head! I thought somebody was at the door! I bet it was David Lynch. Should O, My Ra! return to Twin Peaks?

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