Showing posts with label Cabala Embarrass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cabala Embarrass. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 8, 2025

I Thought They Just Murdered Ashli


   My God, I thought that Shit Schumer's hit man, Michael Byrd, only murdered the veteran, Ashli Babbitt, (say HER name). I might've known better. Looks like the political port-o-pigs killed another innocent woman. 😠

Rosanne Boyland

  How many more? Not to mention all of the innocents in the oubliette. 


Friday, November 8, 2024

Celebrate


   No better way to celebrate the world's big win than at your favorite Hexican joint in a new dress. The clowns and morons might drown in their own stupid tears for all I care! Gloat, Gloat, Gloat! 🤣🤣🤣

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Elton John, Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee)


  Might be deplorable, maybe garbage, but we've done nothing to break Sir Frankie Crisp's 💖. No wonder people want to give me their cats and little native kids. I rock! Commies are only good for sucking. 

Thanks, Mike!


   Daddy used to say, "Fuck you, Mike!". No doubt we're all crushing on Scott Presler, but I do not think that Mike Lindell is getting the credit he deserves. This guy is a real American hero. No, I did not read his book, Ron did. He told me all about it. Maybe he did not work at McDonald's, (I just thought of how funny that is, McPillow), but he knows. Yes, I got My Towels for Christmas. They take forever to dry. They are real towels. My Pillow sends me scores of dreams, as anybody that knows me knows. A couple of things that most people that are TV junkies like Daddy don't know is that we can thank Mike for the unRIGGING of this election. Mike worked tirelessly for the past four years on that. The Kid Smeller might be the most honest president of all time. He told us ahead of time that they were RIGGING it, BIG. Why would they stop just when they had mastered it? During the 2020 election we received a stack of mail in ballots, six inches high. This time, in spite of Ron's request, we received none. Yes, we took Trump's advice, and voted weeks early at the courthouse. Yes, I had lost all faith in elections. We beat them at their own game. Late, both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin got truckloads of commie votes that thanks to Mike the law put the smack down on. What does Daddy know? Like my dumb white ghoulfriends he voted for Cabala Embarrass. Not blaming Daddy, he's dead. Thank You, Mike! You are right up there with Patrick Henry in my book, and we 💖 You So Much! Respect! ✨

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Joanna Furnace Apple Festival

I was happily writing along about Joanna Furnace's Apple Festival until I mentioned some old geezer with a homemade Cabala Embarrass shirt, cap, and button. That's when my entire post vanished. Now I'm pissy. Yeah, I wanted to jump on her stupid commie head and beat her illiterate ass, but I did not. So, now, let me get back to my post that was rudely eaten by the fucking GOOGLE Monster. 😡 I had a ball. I had cider and apple fritters. We brought homemade pot pie and bean soup home. I also brought home some mead seltzer. I do not like mead, but the seltzer is tasty, and I got a mixed batch. Somehow I lost my box of Thanksgiving decorations. I don't have a lot, but Mummy's stuff from the bicentennial in Massachusetts is in there. Sure I'll find it while decorating for Christmas but until then I got this beautiful hand knitted scarecrow. I also got a handcarved Saint Francis, he's not Italian, so he might just be Pennsylvania made. I have a wooden Mary and Saint Patrick, but Francis is our long time saint of choice. I also scored a church doll from Mr. Glass who I'd gotten a lovely rag doll from a couple of Christmases ago. She always graces the foyer, too sweet to put away. Think we'll be seeing J.D. Vance at the airport later. Good times. 


Thursday, October 10, 2024

O, My Ghoul!


   O, my ghoul, I thought she was just a commie hyena ho who sucked old political cock, let pedophiles off the hook, and was Oogie Booger's buddy to get where she is. I didn't realize she was a complete moron. I had eighth grade students that could speak better than this. Even the special ed kids were better. It's not funny. 

See the Moron for Yourself

  Holy shitter, I think the commies have already deleted the video. I shouldn't be surprised. I hate shitter and all psycho media. I had quit shitter back when Oogie Booger was president. I continued to recieve his commie 💩 even after SPAMMING him. Then, after Elon Musk took over I magically, (that goes out to Dame Darcy ✨), started getting emails from X. I started to use it, only to get suspended. Now, they won't let me delete my account, says it's because I'm suspended. In other words, still 💩. 

Read the Full Article, Then!

  As my great grade school girlfriend put it, "we're fucked". 

  PS: The Kid Smeller Knows what a Moronic Liar She Is

  O, & What a Ho

  Dude, she's a little long in the tooth to suck her way out of this 💩. 

  Sho' nuf' tain't no Roller Girl.

Monday, October 7, 2024

I Like Bats


Free on tubi if you can put up with the mudslide of Cabala Embarrass's LIES. 🦇🤮🦇

Sweet little film like VIY: Shiner and I are fanging out in the den. We had free Scream Box and Cult Flix this week. The Velvet Vampire and Vampire Ecstasy were recommended. They should've been called It Sucks and Lesbo Titty Dance. These two made up for them, unlike Cabala, no joke. Scream Box does not have ads, so we've recovered from the Cabala 🤮. Why isn't the fake news blaming The Kid Smeller and her for Helene like when W. stirred up Katrina? Huh? 🤔 Oh, they're demonrats, that's right. Ask Killary, they get away with murder. 🦇

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Maybe I've Spammed You


   Sometimes I get lost in retrospect. Other times I could not give a fuck. This is how to survive. Shrinks are all crazy by nature. Blocking can help. Nobody knows this better than I. If you have been wearing on my soul, if you have little love or creativity to carry you, I've likely added you to lots of SPAM. It's alright. I was in Hawaii as a kid. It was not Hawaii 5 0  even if Danno signed my napkin at the luau, rather a bunch of fat SPAMmers. I'm a 2%er. I cannot let the 98% drag me down with them. The FIX is in, Cabala Embarrass will be president, no doubt. I report her ads as scams too. Gag me, used to it. 

Don't care. 🤮

Love me or hate me, don't hope to change me. 

Cabala was speaking in the liquor store today saying The Donald would lock you up for getting an abortion. I cannot deal with imbeciles like this. Never could. ☮ Roger Waters was at Mr. Celente's peace rally, but he's no Van Morrison. He's been jabbed so many times he makes Syd look like a smart ass. Spare me. 

Thursday, September 26, 2024

Dreams 9/25


   I've forgotten my first dream, but the second starred Cabala Embarrass. She was at a space telescope, at least that's what I think it was. She was really loud, bossy, and laughing. Then, I saw her tombstone. A child had scrawled MOTHER over it with red and black crayons. 

Thursday, August 22, 2024

The Whimpering Twenties

Dear Zelda, 

We can't afford champagne now.

The Kid Smeller gives us free Fentanyl.

The Biltmore is office space. 

New York City is a disgrace. 

This side ain't paradise, my dear. 

It's phony and queer. 

No smoking, they vape. 

I have to escape. 

Cabala Embarrass got here sucking cock. 

We thought Tom was just a dumb jock. 

I miss the parties, these people wear masks.  

CONVID, don't ask. 

It's no masquerade, this Planet Scam.                                      

Glad I'm dead.  

Really, I am.         


Dreams 6/12

  6/12   My first dream took place in a restaurant and starred my brother, Glenn. He had a homemade cauldron of soup.    I went back to slee...