Thursday, August 22, 2024

The Whimpering Twenties

Dear Zelda, 

We can't afford champagne now.

The Kid Smeller gives us free Fentanyl.

The Biltmore is office space. 

New York City is a disgrace. 

This side ain't paradise, my dear. 

It's phony and queer. 

No smoking, they vape. 

I have to escape. 

Cabala Embarrass got here sucking cock. 

We thought Tom was just a dumb jock. 

I miss the parties, these people wear masks.  

CONVID, don't ask. 

It's no masquerade, this Planet Scam.                                      

Glad I'm dead.  

Really, I am.         


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