Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Four Billion


I'm four billion years old. 
Sucker, that's true. 
I'm four billion years old, 
not scared of you. 
Crawled out of the muck, fucker, 
fresh from the stew, 
I'm four billion years old, 
geezer, not as old as you. 
Won't listen to your dumb shit, 
never cared, never will. 
Got a raptor's heart, loser, 
won't be still. 
I'm four billion years old,
motherfuckers, 
you don't bother me. 
I'm four billion years old, 
now you see. 

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