Easy to Peel, My Lily White Ass

  I'd decided that I was going to have the best Easter eggs ever this year. I have to peel Ron's. The GOOGLE Monster is so full of 💩. If it said the sky was blue, I'd doublecheck. I followed the easy to peel hardboiled eggs recipe to a t. In fact, I kept them in the boiling pot for fifteen minutes, the longest time. It said you could leave them there for three minutes for soft boiled. I got dippy eggs! I had to boil them again, and they all came out pinky purple. The second dye around might be prettier. I think pastels with Easter. They taste good, but I don't think they are any easier to peel. Anyway, Sir Frankie Crisp doesn't care. Lucky The Easter Kitty did not get into the dye. Oh, he tried!