Thursday, September 14, 2023

Bourbon Vanilla Bar


 This spot of Heaven has received a C- from Fooducate, a load of fat ass communists who have attempted to turn Orange Bird native. Fuck those commies. Take it from a real teacher who outscored the others 98%: it's absolutely delicious. The commies will be serving up bug bars. A+

The Merry Merry Month of May

  I can't recall a merrier May. It's not just all of my new friends at Crystal Cave. This morning Ron woke me from a dream I have ye...